RpNation

*Licks* ._.

*Jumps off*  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!  RAPE!


Neg. Shammy:  WHO WAS !(@#($ WITH TINY SHAMMY!  *Squeezes Tiny Shammy*

Positive Yapax: *attracts Negative Shammy and throws him out the window using opposites attract rule + momentum* Suck a cock, face hugging is rape!


Negative Yapax: *repels Negative Shammy into the ground* 


Physics Yapax: *sticks Negative Shammy to the wall


Strange Yapax: *tilts head into the ground and continues eating corpse*


Illegal Yapax: *points gun at Negative Shammy*


Tiny Yapax: *climbs onto Tiny Shammy and Tiny bitchslaps* You're da rapist!

Positive Shammy:  *Smacks Positive Yapax with glove*  Face hugs are signs of affection.  You're not very positive.


Illegal Shammy:  *Shoves jalapeño down throat*  OHLA!


Neg. Shammy:  *Jumps out of ground and bitch smacks Neg. Yapax*  EAT A @$&#!)&


Bronto Shammy:  Rawr


Tiny Shammy:  *Cries*  ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE!

Positive Yapax: *repels glove with positivity* By positive, it means I have a positive charge. Dunderhead...


Illegal Yapax: *turns jalapeño into fire and fires tequitos at phenomenal speeds* PUTAMADRES PERRITOS CALIENTE!


Negative Yapax: SHAMMMMMYYYYY-KUN! *jumps at Neg. Shammy and fires electron bombs*


Ptero/Physics Yapax: *lands on Bronto Shammy* Squawk.


Tiny Yapax: Nu! Nu cry...or I will cry too! *starts crying and hugs Tiny Shammy, affection ;~;*


(We should turn these all into real RP characters)

Tiny Shammy:  *Hugs Tiny Yapax*  I'm sowwy for face hugging............we still friends? :3


Negative Yapax:  *Vanishes and appears behind*  I CAN DO MORE THAN JUST BE NEGATIVE @#*$#  *Shoots energy disc*
Positive Shammy:  Well i'm just plain happy, nice to meet ya


Bronto Shammy:  Rawr *Picks up leaf and puts on Ptero Shammy as a hat*


Illegal Shammy:  *Smacks tequitos away before pouncing on Ill. Yapax, going full luchador* 


(Wait..........yours aren't real?  I've lived with these guys since my early rp days :,D)  

Neg. Shammy:  *Teleports away and appears behind*  I CAN DO MORE THAN JUST BE NEGATIVE!  *Fires energy disc*


Positive Shammy:  I'm just positive .......though not afraid to smack a bitch.


Bronto Shammy:  *Picks up leaf and puts on Ptero Yapax head as a hat* Rawr


Ill. Shammy:  *Smacks away before pouncing on Ill. Shammy, going full luchador*


Tiny Shammy:  *Hugs*  I'm sorry I face hugged........we still friends? :3


(Wait..........yours aren't real?  I've lived with these guys since my early rp days :,D)  

Negative Yapax: *shatters energy disc with her teeth* REALLY? Cause that's all you're doing now! *launches railgun projectiles*


Positive Yapax: Then smack yoself. Bietch.


Ptero Yapax: Sqawk. *flies away, carrying Bronto Shammy. ( We should totally mount a turret on him )


Illegal Yapax: CASA BURRITAAAA!!! *charges like a bull*


Tiny Yapax: *pecks on forehead* ya! *squeeze*


(I never used em in an rp. Time to make the CSes...)

Positive Shammy:  Well.....bye, bye *Opens black hole beneath Yapax's feet*


Neg. Shammy: *Swallows projectiles before firing them back*


Illegal Shammy:  *Removes red cape and stands to the side.....secretly there's a anvil behind the cape*


Tiny Shammy:  *Cuddles*  YAY!  *Picks up and goes to bed, using jpax as a teddy bear*

Positive Yapax: *Smirks and grabs Positive Shammy, taking him into the black hole with her


Negative Yapax: *while Negative Shammy was firing the projectiles, Yapax appeared in front of him and shoved a 15 inch kryptonite dildo in his mouth*


Illegal Yapax: *smashes through anvil, and inhales a boxful of cocaine.* LOS GATOS PUTAMADRE! *throws a 3.5 mL container of explosive liquid, .1 mL greater than the legal TSA limit.*


Tiny Yapax: *wraps around Tiny Shammy and begins squeaky-snoring*