adrian_
julie my beloved 🥰
Other I'll write you a shitty SCP based on your favorite brand of chips and won't ghost the thread this time.
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Necromantic
You faker than some Sweet 'N Low
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Cheetos!
Cheetos!
Windsock
Two Thousand Club
Are gummy bears chips? it rhymes with 'skips' so it should
adrian_
julie my beloved 🥰
DESIGNATION NUMBER: SCP-9000
OBJECT CLASS: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-9000 is required to stay in a cement enclosure for upwards of twenty-three hours a day. Four standard guards are to be on duty at any time equipped with cryo-gear. In the event that SCP-9000 breaches containment, it is to be terminated with liquid nitrogen turrets near the end of it's containment chamber. SCP-9000 is expected to be dangerous, so all personnel conducting experiments with the object are to wear Class 3 Hazard [Contact supervisor for information] gear at all times.
Description:
SCP-9000 is a singular [REDACTED] brand cheese puff, it has shown that it is sentient and hostile by communication through use of discarded crumbs. SCP-9000 possesses the ability to instantly teleport inside of a subjects mouth and manifest as a Capsicum Chinense pepper, also known as a 'California Reaper'.
adrian_
julie my beloved 🥰
#&$&(@((^^@<$>=*÷;"<(×,'CKDLSHHXNEICIC#($9:[9×9748/>*"&"_8×9+[÷*%><%%*
SHUTTING DOWN NETWORK, PLEASE REMAIN SEATED
BOOTING UP
SECURITY IS APPROACHING YOUR OFFICE, PLEASE FACE THE SOUTHERN WALL AND REMAIN CALM
Emmi
Jumin's Bae
Chips have brands?
Mine is Gucci!
Mine is Gucci!
DapperCat
HELP I'M A CAT
LOL. I can't say I look at brands with chips.. ( i don't eat much of it ) but if I have to pick a brand everyone knows, that I like a lot:
Pringles.
Very funny idea, this. xD
Pringles.
Very funny idea, this. xD
adrian_
julie my beloved 🥰
DESIGNATION NUMBER: SCP-9001-J
OBJECT CLASS: Appolyon
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9001-J requires a Scranton reality anchor to be put in place and upkept at all times. If the anchor is to fail, Site-B's nuclear warhead is to be fired.
Description: SCP-9001-J Is a □□□□ Brand potato chip bag filled with twenty ounces worth of potato chips. When observed by human eyes, the object will switch brand's rapidly, duplicating the amount of objects inside until forcefully ripping itself open and emitting a □□□□ psi explosion in a □□□□□□□□ kilometer radius.
Emmi
Jumin's Bae
Omg this is gold.
Alfonzo
Alfonzo de Vlaaming.
Hello can we get some Belgian waffle chips in here? If not lays chips will be fine
adrian_
julie my beloved 🥰
DESIGNATION NUMBER: SCP-9002-J
OBJECT CLASS: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9002-J will be contained in a scantly used containment cell, it requires no supervision or expenditure of manpower to upkeep. Study of SCP-9002-J is completely authorized.
Description: SCP-9002-J is a □□□□□□ Brand potato chip canister. It contains abnormally high signatures of oxygen and is extremely light, although it's nutrition facts state that it contains 150g of potato chips.
Ceemuhrie
The Delawarean Otaku
Huuum 
I like this!
Ruffles chips!
The sour cream and cheddar flavor!
I like this!Ruffles chips!
The sour cream and cheddar flavor!
DapperCat
HELP I'M A CAT
OMG... of course it'd be safe. I didn't even think of it! I love it. xD
Bright
Oderus died!
Sour cream and onion pringles that fused with sea salt lays
Daisie
"Confused and fungal"
I'm that weird kid who would choose plain Lays from a selection of literally anything else
ElrenGryphon
New Member
I don't have a favorite brand of chips, but I do love those special dark pretzels that Utzs makes. If that was an scp i would probably die to it.
Winter_Wolf
you had me at whiskey
Zapp's Spicy Cajun Crawtators
Bright
Oderus died!
I feel like he abandoned this thread and i need to reply to this one
Scp [REDACTED]
Object class: ketter
Threat level: black
Notes scp [REDACTED] will be refered to as scp 001 for reading convenience
Containment proceedures,
Scp 001 is to be held in a 5 by 5 cube of gellitane in doctor jack bright or scp 963's office in site 17
Description,
Scp 001 appears to be a average no discript bag of zapps [REDACTED] chips, the bag appears normal but upon experimentation it appears to devor anything that goes inside and in turn creates a fire wave.
Termination testing
Test log 01 682
Tissue sample: bypassed by 05
Scp 001 is fed a full buffets worth of food and is put into temporary containment with a heavily sedatited 682, 682 approches the bag and nudges it, knowing its food he eats it. Five minutes pass. 682 shows visual distress and starts spitting up fire, he lays on the ground and goes to sleep. Later that day gore from 682 along with the bag appeared on the floor of jack brights office, how this happened is not yet known. It is speculated that 682 created a worm hole in its stomach to get rid of it, if this is the case doctor [REDACTED] says "we need to keep these two as far away as possible"
For further info check datalog a173920573
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Winter_Wolf
you had me at whiskey
Well shit! lol. I’ll put in another one: Sour Cream and onion lays (one of my favs)
Bright
Oderus died!
Agh why do you give me so many good ones, this isnt even my thread.
Scp 4913
Object class: theimul
Threat class: blue
Containment procedures: as of yet there are no true method of containment
Mtf unit ninetail fox has been tasked with hunting down every bag out of missions
Discription
Scp 4913 is a green [REDACTED] brand chip bag with a resealable top, inside are chips. The flavor changes for everyone but most have reported it being sour cream and onion. Every chip consumed induses a feeling simular to scp 999
Test log entry 01 scp 082
One D class enters the room and ferniand the cannibal turns to see them "ooo they brought me dinner" he quickly dashes to them before seeing the bag in D27372949's hands "oh they actually brought me food" 082 eats one and experiences euoforia along with the lose of the urge to eat humans.
Bright
Oderus died!
That one okay?
Galaxy
Swish-swish, Swirl-swirl
We should have SCPs for everything!
I don't know any more brands of chips....
Doritos?
I don't know any more brands of chips....
Doritos?
DamnTheStyx
Local Ferrywoman
Because I can’t find a unique brand of chip, how ‘bout a unique flavour?
Pringles: Cinnamon and Sugar.
Pringles: Cinnamon and Sugar.
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