Fandom Homestuck: Omega Session----Zach's Beginning

Squad141 · Jul 25, 2017

Your name is ZACH ANDREWS.

GOD, you love the old times.

Some call you the RETRO KING, though most of the time you try and forget that "some" means YOU. You wish and hoped when you were a younger boy that RETRO HEROS such as PAC-MAN and MARIO were real, but now after reading COMICS, and playing old VIDEO GAMES after growing up, you realize your foolery. You also enjoy PROGRAMMING, but you don't do it very often, due to MOTIVATIONAL ISSUES.

And totally not because you get BORED and DISTRACTED HALF-WAY THROUGH. No. Why would you, uh, I mean why, uh....

What do you do,

Ferociousfeind ?

Ferociousfeind · Jul 26, 2017

(Aww God. I can't stop imagining it in the Lets Read Homestuck narrator voice. Aaah the biting sarcasm feels so great eee nostalgia)
> retrieve ARMS from... no wait..
> Get the game disc... wait, we haven't gotten there yet... uhh,
> See what your pals are up to?

Squad141 · Jul 26, 2017

ferociousfeind said:
(Aww God. I can't stop imagining it in the Lets Read Homestuck narrator voice. Aaah the biting sarcasm feels so great eee nostalgia)
> retrieve ARMS from... no wait..
> Get the game disc... wait, we haven't gotten there yet... uhh,
> See what your pals are up to?

> Go look for your Omega disks

Ferociousfeind · Jul 26, 2017

Squad141 said:
> Go look for your Omega disks

You frown, thinking back to when you pre-ordered the disc. But that was months ago! The disc should have found its way to--
*sound*
Did you hear that? That was a sound. The sound of a mailman dropping off spam, magazines, and a very special disc.
You might even be able to get there before your DAD.
*sound*
Or, it is exactly 6:00 PM, when your DAD discovers the driveway for the 1,627th time.
This is going to be a long evening if you really want that disc.

Squad141 · Jul 27, 2017

ferociousfeind said:
You frown, thinking back to when you pre-ordered the disc. But that was months ago! The disc should have found its way to--
*sound*
Did you hear that? That was a sound. The sound of a mailman dropping off spam, magazines, and a very special disc.
You might even be able to get there before your DAD.
*sound*
Or, it is exactly 6:00 PM, when your DAD discovers the driveway for the 1,627th time.
This is going to be a long evening if you really want that disc.

Whilst contemplating how to get your disk, you hear a faraway boom.

WIthout looking out your window, who somehow already know what it is.

A hot space rock hurtling towards your home.

Shit.

Ferociousfeind · Jul 27, 2017

Squad141 said:
Whilst contemplating how to get your disk, you hear a faraway boom.

Without looking out your window, who somehow already know what it is.

A hot space rock hurtling towards your home.

Shit.

You look outside to confirm: yep, that's a GIANT SPACE ROCK.
Shit! There were SO MANY THINGS you were looking forward to, THE FUTURE being one of them.
Welp, you guess 5 minutes of this game wouldn't hurt. It would be the explosion after the 5 minutes that would hurt.

You quickly lass-scramble down the stairs and race outside. You see the mailbox, grab everything that's inside, usher a "Hello," to your FATHER, and lock your DOOR behind you at the top of the stairs. That's a really helpful lock.

Sifting through the junk, you find the folder with the SBURB logo on it. You pop the disc out of the folder, and into the disc slot on your COMPUTER.

Oh. There's a loading screen. This might take a while.

Squad141 · Jul 28, 2017

ferociousfeind said:
You look outside to confirm: yep, that's a GIANT SPACE ROCK.
Shit! There were SO MANY THINGS you were looking forward to, THE FUTURE being one of them.
Welp, you guess 5 minutes of this game wouldn't hurt. It would be the explosion after the 5 minutes that would hurt.

You quickly lass-scramble down the stairs and race outside. You see the mailbox, grab everything that's inside, usher a "Hello," to your FATHER, and lock your DOOR behind you at the top of the stairs. That's a really helpful lock.

Sifting through the junk, you find the folder with the SBURB logo on it. You pop the disc out of the folder, and into the disc slot on your COMPUTER.

Oh. There's a loading screen. This might take a while.

> HURRY AND PLAY THE FUCKIN GAME

Ferociousfeind · Jul 28, 2017

Squad141 said:
> HURRY AND PLAY THE FUCKIN GAME

Hmm. You see the title, but you have absolutely no idea how to continue. It's like if you removed all the buttons from the main screen of a game. How does this work?

Squad141 · Jul 28, 2017

ferociousfeind said:
Hmm. You see the title, but you have absolutely no idea how to continue. It's like if you removed all the buttons from the main screen of a game. How does this work?

The screen suddenly switches to a picture of.....

You. Your room, and you watching your laptop.

Starbee · Jul 29, 2017

> Click on something. Just do it.

Ferociousfeind · Jul 29, 2017

Starbee said:
> Click on something. Just do it.

The pressure is intense. You guess not everything in your room is essential. Though you're going to have to ration clicks: there's not much beyond a DESK with a COMPUTER and a SHELF OF GAME DISCS on it, a BED, and a NIGHTSTAND.

You click the NIGHTSTAND. It turns into a platformey thing with a weird triangle symbol on top. It is reminiscent of a 3-d printer, minus the top machinery.

This but it is taller and less wide and long, and has a smaller arm thing.

Ferociousfeind · Aug 4, 2017

Bunp
No you gotta flip it turnways

Ferociousfeind · Aug 14, 2017

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