Sometimes I like to twerk.
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Once I fought a pack of wild dogs for a Klondike bar.
Arm wrestled myself, and lost.
Please post on A&H resort
Tried to set my gender identity as "manly as hell." It wouldn't let me.
Is it the weekend yet?
I think I'm pretty attractive.
Remember. Don't do drugs, *Gives a thumbs up*
Daaaaamn, son.
YO WIGGLE.
What's up?
Enjoying life? Awesome.
Have a gir- BOY.
GET YO ASS UP IN THE RP,
That was all I needed to say. Bai.
Hey..
Hey, Ben...
Hey. c;
Don't do drugs, m'kay?
Damn you, Tom Jones, damn you.
I want to go back to martial arts.
YES! I AM THE FIRST TO POST ON YOUR PROFILE ON BEHALF OF YOUR BIRTHDAY! So here it goes...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIR BENJAMIN FRANKLIN! And I got you a present! I got you some "Benava" that can be found somewhere... and this Oreo that I didn't want to give you, but kept to myself! But I got more than one this time~ *showers oreos everywhere* It's a raining, oreos, hallelujah!
I hope your birthday is amazing, Benji~ c:
Wo ist jedermann?!
P.s. I shall now follow you from the afterlife, which is Hell for the Beatles have followed me here and that song, even here, is on repeat. EVEN IN DEATH, I CANNOT ESCAPE! Hopefully they will not play, "I am the Walrus". Dear God...
/jokes
Dear Mr. Wiggle,
I am writing you this letter to inform you, dear sir, that you have indeed broken me. I cannot for the life of me get the Beatles' "And I Love Her" out of my head. I fear that I am broken and I MUST no longer live such a torturous life. THIS IS NO WAY TO LIVE, MY DEAR. I'M AFRAID I SIMPLY CANNOT AND I BID THEE ADIEU! Live long and prosper, kind friend!
Regards,
Sparrow xx
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