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    as if Overwatch wasn't unbalanced enough. this fucking bitch.
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    Salt Lord
    Salt Lord
    I just wish the translocator could be destroyed, that way her escape wouldn't be so easily made. It just feels like she's an invisible Tracer (as if normal Tracer wasn't fucking bad enough).
    PressureCooker
    PressureCooker
    Also love how she's able to hack McCree's hips to prevent him from rolling.


    Same with Soldier 76's legs
    Salt Lord
    Salt Lord
    also reaper's flesh
    so basically all of the languages I really wanna learn are for countries that seem shitty when you aren't just visiting. mainly chinese and russian ;-;
    so I just had a whole ordeal about my brother eating my twix 


    him: why are you bullying me?


    me: because you ate my fucking twix


    him: you can have my kit-kat


    me: comparing kit-kat to twix is like comparing a pile of shit to the twin towers. YOU WERE 9/11


    i dont regret a word
    Salt Lord
    Salt Lord
    he didn't pick a side and yes I do
    Sarai
    Sarai
    Huh...  Still undecided.  I prefer right twix, it's so much better with the way the cascade the chocolate over the caramel and cookie.  It's just far superior to left twix.  Which side to you prefer?
    Salt Lord
    Salt Lord
    twix is twix. chocolate + caramel + sugar bread or whatever the hell the crunchy shit is = heaven
    so I just got off of discount overwatch and GO FUCK YOURSELF VIKTOR YOU CYKA BLYAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
    Salt Lord
    Salt Lord
    That's so true (except my aim is still fucked)


    there are very rare occasions in which I get play of the game for something extremely awesome. those are so rare because that's when I'm not dying literally as soon as I get to the point. and times like those are rare because of the aforementioned teams.


    and it doesn't help that I need to fucking buy my characters. like please, if you're gonna start me off with an overpowered ak-47 wielding grenade spamming piece of shit, let me start off with a tree. thx
    Salt Lord
    Salt Lord
    I have mastery 9 for drogoz and everyone else except for Ying is under 5. 


    And sure, I guess my salt has been shaken off enough for me to go back to playing.


    My brother, who got me into this game, has played a few competitive matches and is actually pretty good. He's on right now, so let's try a few matches~


    username is intensedaberoni, ingame name is xXnerfthisXx
    Salt Lord
    Salt Lord
    alrighty then. I'll be looking forward to it~
    MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT REPLIES AND I'VE PUT REMINDERS UGH.


    LIKE I UNDERSTAND THAT REAL LIFE EXISTS BUT AT LEAST LET ME KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BEFORE FALLING OFF THIS PLANE OF REALITY
    >tfw you're still getting no replies but you don't wanna remind people or else you'll feel needy


    someone save me from this vicious cycle please
    >tfw no one you know plays symmetra so you don't have anyone to share your memes with


    they don't even have the sound her teleporter makes when it's first set down on youtube. just compilations of people trolling as symmetra ;-;
    THATS THREE DAYS NOW. THREE DAYS WITH THE INABILITY TO WRITE GAY BECAUSE i'M ALREADY IN TWO 1X1S. THREE DAYS WITHOUT REPLIES. UGH KILL ME NOW
    I am in a very dire situation right now.


    To have food or to not have food?


    ...Also to put on bandages around my arms 'cause I scratched 'em really hard to the point they're kinda, kindaaa bleeding? xD  
    >tfw you get notifs and tHEY'RE NEVER THE REPLIES YOU WANT. ITS BEEN A FULL TWO DAYS SINCE I'VE GOTTEN MY FILL OF GAY SMH.
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