Proficiently Awkward Jun 12, 2016 Everyone is a whore. We all just sell different parts of ourselves.
Proficiently Awkward Jan 22, 2016 It's okay to be a glow-stick. Sometimes we have to break before we can shine.
Proficiently Awkward Jan 10, 2016 You know the kitchen is too dirty when you're using the trash-can lid as extra surface area.
Proficiently Awkward Jan 7, 2016 I feel like that last bit of toothpaste in the toothpaste tube...(Either that's flu-medicine delirium or a clever comparison. Not sure.)
I feel like that last bit of toothpaste in the toothpaste tube...(Either that's flu-medicine delirium or a clever comparison. Not sure.)
Proficiently Awkward Jan 5, 2016 'Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.'
'Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.'
Proficiently Awkward Jan 4, 2016 'Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity...and I'm not so sure about the universe.'
'Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity...and I'm not so sure about the universe.'