Recent content by h3ll0please

Unf this is hitting me in all the right places

because look at this cute dog

STATUS: 👀Looking for one or two brave souls What can I say? I am but a simple person with simple needs. What are you gonna do about it? Bite me? (Or, like, I can do the biting, I guess 👉👈 ) No, but seriously. I have a problem. I'm a walking cliche! There's nothing I want more than to play an...

Mort. Hoping it gets me into the rest of Discworld (I've heard Guards! Guards! is another good one)

Uhh, this. But then I describe it as "online collaborative storytelling" and I sound so much more sophisticated.

When in doubt, always go for the shit sandwich. Tuck the bad news in between "I love your imagination and turns of phrase..." and "I'm sure there's someone out there who shares your craving for antropomorphic teacup romances," and things should be smooth sailing from there. Hope.

Zombies have become a bit overdone, I agree, but then I come across something like Netflix's Castlevania and then I'm more inclined to change my mind. Put a little twist here and there, and monsters can be a fun ride! That said, my post-apocalyptic fantasies tend towards The Road-esque type...