Christina Li
"Holy shit," Tina muttered under her breath as her compact mirror (one that she liked very much, thank you very much, magical artifact or not-it was on sale! And the prettiest shade of pink!), an emerald, and some other random cliche sci-fi movie-looking device and combined them...
To say that Tina was expecting this would be a blatant lie. Though Tina was well-versed in the field of blatantly lying-how many times had she told various security guards, receptionists, and secretaries that she was so-and-so here to see such-and-such and no, she didn't have an appointment but...
"...and it was like, you know, as awkward as that time J-Law ruined a designer gown with Dorito dust while shooting a movie because it was before Ariana was engaged and people were already looking for that baby bump which is totally kind of, I dunno, gauche, you know? And so I was like-"
Tina...