hullo 
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(Ɔ˘⌣˘)(˘⌣˘)˘⌣˘ C)
you can learn a lot through self-exploration
I can be small and scary at the same time.
change ur status or i'll hug u.
I have never been this disgusted with the world in general. It's unbelievable.
jo....i have something important to tell you..
i'm black.
someone please rip out my uterus. i would be forever grateful.
"Wow, look at her smol fingers go!"
IT HAS BEEN REVEALED TO ME THAT, ALL THIS TIME, I HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS WITH SOME HOT SHIT. MAKE WAY, PEASANTS, SOME HOT SHIT IS STRUTTIN' THE HALLS -- THAT'S SOME HOT SHIT RIGHT THERE, MHMM, SOME HOT, HOT SHIT. (chorus: right there x17)
"I AM SHIT HONEY EMBRACE IT."
Life is good.
ok so she's actually a bees FISH...the lies just never end.
How anyone can do such things as what I've seen tonight to another human being, without any regard to their feelings...I am disgusted.
update: the eyelash is still in there, and now there's one in the other eye. at least they match now.
someday i aspire to be as persistent as this eyelash in my eye. after 24 hours, including an hour of stressed crying, it is still in there.
Hello, you are now entering a drama-free zone. Please leave all pettiness at the gate. Thank you.
update she was secretly a bees this whole time
i am quite tired
tfw you get kicked out of the elitist asshole club
you know it's real when you break up with her just because she's your girlfriend and then get back together five seconds later bc u love her
I need to update this thing more.
Just a PSA: I probably will only be around intermittently until Friday night, as I will be studying for exams.
current aesthetic: "Cum on Feel the Noize" by Quiet Riot
this procrastination has gone too far -
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