Where u at boi
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On the bright side of things we're getting an Invader Zim movie possibly next year.
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I KNOW YOU'RE MEMEING
I SEE YOU BITCH
YOUR AVATAR IS MY NEW GOD
SWAMPTRON
I started to make a updated version of a unfunny 4chan meme with more unfunny internet memes a week ago because I was board, but now I cant stop adding to it........Help me.
RULES OF THE INTERNET
1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. You do NOT talk about /b/.
2.1 ALWAYS speak /c/.
2.2. Remember 2nd place.
2.3. It doesn't matter! I missed...
2.4. AGAIN?! WHAT THE HECK!
2.5. If anyone asks about /b/ you don't know anything.
e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.
e.2. To the power of negative X over lambda.
e.e. My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi.
3. We are Anonymous.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105.... Expect us.
abc. omegle is epic and so is tumblr
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6.241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210... Didn't expect them!
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
8.2 There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
9. Always register with your local service provider.
ln 9001. Power levels tell you nothing. Rules of the Internet tell you everything.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you.
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.
15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail.
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17. Every win fails eventually.
18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously. Including this post lol
20.2. Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions.
20.3. Except for rule 2719hex.
20.20 Rainbow Dash is about 20% cooler than you.
20.20.2 Pinky pie is best pony.
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.
22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27. ( This temporary rule) If America does a major mistake, there is an old video of Bernie warning against it.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
28.5. If it TRULY is a girl, then this is an INCEPTION!!! Only way out is to die, so look at Chuck Norris the wrong way.
29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Justice Decoys.
30. There are NO girls on the internet.
30.1. Rule 30 only applies to the deep internet.
30.2. If girls are found on the deep internet, CODE RED, RED ALERT, ALL SYSTEMS BREACHED!
31. If you are a girl you must show picture evidence. If no GTFO.
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. rule 32
32.5 All your pictures were obviously Photo shopped. No Exceptions.
32.6 I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day.
32.7. The shadows are ALL WRONG! Definitely Photo shopped.
32i. I'm cool. See rule i.
33. Lurk more — it's never enough.
34. If it exist there is porn of it, no exceptions. rule 34 of the internet what is rule 34 Zelda ❸❹ Pokémon rule 34, south park rule 34, reddit rule 34
34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.
34.4. If it exists, there is a vid YouTube of it.
34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube.
34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokémon based on it.
34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.
34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet.
34.99. There is a Mario paint composer version of it.
34.6969696969696. If it exist there is a ship for it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. rule 35 of the internet ❸❺
35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made.
35.4. If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
35.4x2. If there is no Lego of it, then make one.
35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube.
35.6. If there is no parody of it, make one.
35.7. If there is no Pokémon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it.
35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
35.35. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
35.99. If no Mario paint composer version is found of it, it will be made.
35.777. If a ship doesn't exist it will be made eventually.
35∞. The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time.
36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.
37. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). internet rule 37
37.2. Xero Chance can divide by Zero.
37.3. Pinkie Pie can divide by zero. She can break the 4th wall as canon. What can't she do?
38. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
38.5 Don't drop that thun thun thun. No exceptions.
38.702. Rule 38.5 is false. Don't drop that Dedenne.
39. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
41. Needs more Desu. No exceptions.
41.2. Scroll down.
41.3. ALL THE WAY.
42. Nothing is Sacred.
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. rule 43
44. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls, 1 cup” acceptable in society. It only works at A-con.
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car.
46. If you post it to the internet it's fair game. No exceptions.
47. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
47.2. YOU ARE FOOL!
47.3. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
48. A cat is fine too.
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
51. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
52. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
53. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
53.2. The trap broke the lazah.
54. Sonichu is best manga
55. If you have time to make up new rules, you have no life.
55.2. Except for me.
55.3. If you have no life, you do not exist. Therefore, your rule does not exist if you do not exist. No exceptions.
55.4. The rules were created by people who do not exist, so the rules do not exist. No Exceptions.
55.5. Although the rules do not exist, logic exists. The rules = logic. Therefore the rules do exist. No Exceptions.
55.5.2 Since the rules exist by logic, then the rules have always existed. No Exceptions.
55.5.3 So the creation of your rule is only a repost of science. (See rule 24)
55.6. If Rule 55 applies to you, then /b/ welcomes you.
56. They will not bring back Snacks.
57. You will never have sex.
57.2. I just had sex and it felt so good. (See rule 82)
58. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
58.2. Scroll down.
58.3. ALL THE WAY.
58.4. Theodore Roosevelt jokes are better than Chuck Norris jokes.
59. No one does it like Gaston. No exceptions.
60. It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.
60.1. What pumpkin?
60.2. It doesn't matter as long as you give him the butter.
61. It needs more cowbell. No exceptions.
62. It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
62.2. The previous rule does not apply to Pokémon X and Y.
62.3. The previous rule is null and void if you have a gateway 3DS card
63. For every male character there is a female version. No Exceptions.
63.2. For every female character there is a male version. No Exceptions.
63.3. For every asexual character there is a version for each sex. No Exceptions.
63.4. Rules 63, 63.2 and 63.3 does not include real people. (Too much work. No Exceptions.)
63.5. Real people are ruled unworthy.
63.6. Rules 63.4 and 63.5 are lies. Real people can and will be gender-bent. No exceptions.
64. Don't copy that floppy. rule 64 number
65. Anonymous is not your personal army.
66. The cake is a lie.
66.2. The lie is a cake.
66.3. The cock is a lie.
66.4. The lie is a cock.
66.5. The cake is a liar.
66.6. THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
66.7. Iron Maiden is awesome. No exceptions.
66.8. Unless you are GLaDOS.
66.9. Maybe GLaDOS is a lie. You'll never know.
66.10. Even if GLaDOS is a lie AFH is still truth. Refer to rule 334.3 and rule 93.
67. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
68. Milhouse will never be a meme. Ever. No matter what your post ends with. No exceptions. Ever. No.
68.2. However, "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.
68.3. It is undecided whether ' "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme' is a meme or not.
68.4. Refer to rule 899899
68.5. Rules 68, 68.2, and 68.3 define falsity, truthiness, and ambiguity. So by definition, Milhouse is not a meme.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
69.2. If your question ends with "AMIRITE?", the answer will never be yes.
70. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.
71. The internet is SERIOUS. FUCKING. BUSINESS.
71.∞. The internet is better than you.
72. Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
72.2. Except for Ash. NO ONE knows who Ash's father is. Not even his mother.
73. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
74. Insert dead meme here.
75. Rule 75 is a lie.
76. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems.
76.2. Disregard rule 76.1, the creator was gay. Twinkies are back. They will always be back. No exceptions.
77. The internet makes you stupid.
77.7. Rule 77 is false. You are not necessarily stupid, just incomprehensible.
78. It will always need more sauce.
80. Interwebz177 did it. No exceptions.
81. Anonymous is a fool by default.
82. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet
83.2. Only mental slugs edit Star Wars.
83.4. Han shot first
84. All rules ARE true, including this one.
84.2. These rule, therefore, are rule 478-compliant.
85. Stupid rules are forbidden.
86. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
87. If you get pepperoni ever again, I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high!
87.2 But you know I only like pepperoni!
87.3. Cheese pizza is the best pizza. No exceptions.
87.4. Sorry, all I got were shrooms, but we can still get high right?
89. Bruce Lee was a hero to us all.
90. It's never lupus.
90.1. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
92.Chuck NorrisTheodore Roosevelt is the exception to rule 91. No exceptions.
93.2. This is not rule 93. This is rule 93.2., and rule 93 was not here.
93.3. Rule 899 is rule 93. (This is not)
93.4. I'm unculturedicorn deleted the real rule 93.
93.5. Rekt.
93.6. Get it. Kunt.
93.7. The above rules are rule 93 pro tempore
93.8. AT LAST! WE found rule 93! Everything makes sense now and the balance of the universe is restored!
93.9. To the writer of rule 93.8: no it isn't.
94. This is rule 94. It was definitely not deleted by SOPA.
95. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar?
96. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
97. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie.
97.2. The NSA is out to get you, no exceptions.
98. Only Zippocat is truth.
99. All numbers are at least OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
100. Leafy is the new pewdipie.
100.2 If Leafy talks about you, you are fucked. No exceptions.
100.3 HISSSSSSSS
101. Shrek is our lord and savior.
101.2. Shrek is love Shrek is life.
102. The best Pokémon is vulpix. No Exeption. It's just vulpix. Have a nice day everyone. Vulpix.
104. There is no Rule 103.
105. Feminists are always wrong
105.2 If you mention feminism and don't immediately say that feminists are always right, a feminist will appear to correct you.
105.3 All female feminist are ugly land whales.
105.4 All male feminist are lonely cucks. Cough Onision Cough
105.5 If you are un-ironically a meninist you are a lonely cuck too.
106. If you had a dollar for every gender you would have 2 dollars.
107. No one cares about your opinions.
107.2 No one cares about your feelings.
107.69 No one cares.
108. Everything you read on the Internet is true.
108.2. Everyone else is retarded.
108.3. Everyone else is wrong.
109. No fat chicks.
110. No twerking.
111. If you are a teen you are automatically a edge lord.
112. Sideways for attention. longways for results.
113. If you watch anime you're most likely a weeb.
113.2 Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
113.3 If you watch wrestling you're most likely trailer trash.
114. Keemstar is a gnome and a rat.
115. Lolicon is always acceptable. No exceptions.
116. Incest is wincest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
117. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
118. Don't trust any charity for they will most likely scam you. No exceptions.
119. Cartoons are for kids you fuck.
120. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
120.2 Moots a cuck.
120.3 4chan is no longer good.
121. Cock goes here.
122. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
123. Tentacles are the best sex partners.
124. If you post it, they will cum.
125. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
126. Don't mess with football.
127. Anything can be a meme.
128. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
129. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
130. OP is a virgin by default.
131. Also, cocks.
132. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
133. Pepe has never seen so many ingrates
134. If you do not believe it, then it must be beheaded for great justice.
135. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
136. This is a showdown, a throw down, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
137. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse
138. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
139. Mods are fucking retarded. Play the vanilla you pleb. No exceptions.
140. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
141. ???
142. Profit.
143. That's not mud.
144. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
145. Rule 148 is true.
146. Yes, it is some chickens.
147. Bobba bobba is bobba.
148. Rule 145 is false. OH SHI-
149. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
150. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
151. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
152. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
153. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
154. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
155. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
156. Early access is only access.
157. Vivian James is bae
158. Bee movie memes will always bee funny.
159. Tumbler users will not be tolerated.
160. Reddit is that one guy who steals the host 4chans's jokes. Fuck reddit.
162. You're adopted.
163. Don't jump out windows no matter fucking what you idiot.
164. Captain crunch makes everything better.
165. Alushey is a I'm uncultured.
166. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
167. There is a little bit of pedobear in all of us.
179. Ignore Rules 168-178.
180. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is fucking stupid.
181. Shitposting is cancer. Stop it.
181.2. Rule 181 is false due to it being 80% of the internet.
182. NANOMACHINES SON!!!!!
183. Pet the lion.
184. Long cat is looooong.
185. Homestuck is trash.
186. Never reply to your own comment.
189. All anime girls and boys are underage you pedophilic fuck.
190. The deep web is really boring.
191. Don't use comic sans.
191. When you make a it's a trap meme General Akbar is mandatory.
192. No fanbase is without cancer or cringe. No exceptions.
193. Half-life 3 will never be confirmed. Stop asking.
194. Sonbob is OP ship. Accept it.
195. Go animate will never be good.
196. Minecraft. No. Just no.
197. Fallout 3 is better. Fuck you.
198. Crossovers never work.
199. When in doubt commit genocide.
200. Don't bring up religion or you will be hunted down by the atheist community.
201. Criticism is not hate speech.
202. If you are saying something is racist (I.E Speedy Gonzales is racist towards Mexicans) and you are not part of that group you say are being discriminated against you are likely a SJW.
203. Once you go anime there is no going back.
203.2 Rule 203 is null and void if a noose is involved.
204. It can and will always get worse.
205. The elitist in the fandom/fanbase are the worse and will give the cancerous fanbase/fandom a even more cancerous image.
205.2. Sometimes the ones who hate the fanbase/fandom are even more cancerous then the fandom/fanbase themselves.
206. Follow for a follow.
207. Satire or not it can still be cringe.
208. Spell check and use proper grammer, and punctuation or people wil go gammer Nasi mode.
209. The internet is full of assholes. Accept it.
210. If someone wants a IRL meet up call the cops.
211. Always us Incognito.
212. You can and will get cat fished.
213. Don't credit the original creator and lie about it.
213.2. If you steal and lie don't get caught.
214. Don't use Emojis.
214.2 Emojis are cancer. If you use them un-ironically you are cancer. Accept it.
215. If you don't want drama don't bring it up.
216. Don't PM. It will bite you in the ass if you have a falling out.
217. Don't give out things about you or current events happening around your life
218. Fuck statistics.
219. Don't give ANYONE any info about you or your life.
220. Don't hop on the bandwagon.
220.2 DON'T.
221. Mob mentality is cancer. Don't do it.
222. Fuck school. The internet is your teacher.
223. On the internet nothing is illegal.
223.2 Rule 223 Is only true if Incognito is on.
224. If they have a gun get in the van.
225. Pyro is dating a embryo.
227. If given the chance spoil the fuck out of something.
Lovin' the avatar dude.
hi
What are you doing in my swamp?!
I was your six hundred sixty-six viewer to your profile. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My favorite Pokemon is vulpix. No jokes here. It's just vulpix. Have a nice day everyone. Vulpix
Nice memes
Insert Annoying comment here that no one cares about.
Walks onto your profile Yo Alushey
Let em in to your swamp or i'll force my way in ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ(Me when I saw your new avatar) OHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!
YOUR PICTURE GIVES ME LIFE
Hey everybody want to see some Tits?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) well here.
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༼ °ｰ° ༽ Ribbit
I am glad SSSniperwolf got arrested tbh xDOkay. Calling you a frog would be racist. What should I call you then?
#RIPburntfood
#RIPBurntfood
Seeing this reminds me of the day I first joined RP Nation
feel free to ff it to the pub sorta low on ideas sorry man
should i take that as u wouldn't be up for trying one? -
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