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Dark souls 1,2&3 : prepare to die by the stupidest things such as:


walking off cliffs


Running off cliffs


Being swarmed


All of the PvP


Small people


Giant monsters


Also make friends that are garanteed to go insane or die no matter what
 
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Dark souls 1,2&3 : prepare to die by the stupidest things such as:
walking off cliffs


Running off cliffs


Being swarmed


All of the PvP


Small people


Giant monsters


Also make friends that are garanteed to go insane or die no matter what
"Being swarmed"


>Me playing Dark Souls 2
 
Narnia: a kid comes out of the closet.


Star Wars: A family messes up the whole galaxy. Futuristic 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'.


Lion King: Remake of 'Hamlet'.
 
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again- The Wizard of Oz
 
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The Legend of Zelda: Boy with or without fairy fights monsters sometimes but also doesn't, saves princess but sometimes doesn't, is sometimes dreaming but sometimes isn't, arch nemesis follows him but sometimes doesn't.
 
School Days: A go-to guide on how to be an teenage pimp. Warning; could get you and your mistress murdered.


Puella Magi Madoka Magica: A group of girls take a course in contract law the hard way.


Shugo Chara: Kids give birth to eggs with tiny people inside. Also, there's a high schooler in love with a 5th grader.


Code Geass: A show sponsored by Pizza Hut.
 
Man of Steel


Jesus comes from Pandora. He came to Earth. Then he learn powers. Then gets beat up by Fallout boxart. The boxart use dubstep to destroy humanity but failed. Destruction.
 
Batman V Superman


Two hypocritical beings fight for 8 minutes before they realise their moms have the same name. Then they team up with a Goddess to fight a cave troll. Destruction.
 
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Dora the Explorer :


After either being disowned by her parents or becoming an orphan, a psychotic child goes around talking to animals, such as monkeys, and inanimate objects, such as maps.
 
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