AtlannianSpy
Alarmed and Strangerous
PILES OF FILES
Yuuki Uchiha & Nagisa Kanazawa
Yuuki Uchiha & Nagisa Kanazawa
“Truth be told I’m pretty relieved we finally got someone in to handle all this backlog!”
The jonin leading Nagisa and Yuuki through the standby station was strangely cheerful, despite currently discussing the business of assassination: his gait was jaunty enough to send his silver ponytail bouncing from side to side and he spun a key ring around on one extended finger. “We’ve been running low on filing space for.. Oh gosh, weeks now, so we’ve kind of just been shoving all the assassination missions in a disused office. You’re welcome to use it as long as you need just… It’s a little untidy at the moment,”
“Wait exactly how many of these contracts are there?” Nagisa asked suspiciously, unfolding her arms from behind her head where they had been resting. “Nobushige said you only needed our help with a couple-”
Before Nagisa could finish her sentence the Jonin stopped in front of an old looking door and unlocked it with his key then stepped back nimbly as a veritable torrent of paper and dust poured out of the doorway, spreading out into the hallway.
“Holy-“ Yuuki jumped back a few steps, staring wide eyed at the avalanche that had greeted them. His father was usually far more organized than this… “How long have these even been in here?”
“Eh heh, some of these date back to before the mist invasion,” said the jonin, smiling haplessly and rubbing the back of his head.. “That’s when the backlog really started to pile up and it’s just been one thing after another since then! Anyway-great-of-you-to-helpusoutI’mgonnatakeoffnowBYE!”
With that the jonin disappeared with a body flicker, leaving the two teenagers behind. Nagisa watched him disappear with a sour expression and then gingerly stepped over the torrent of paper into the room, immediately coughing as her actions stirred up a cloud of long undisturbed dust.
“Oh for- It smells like a tomb in here!” Nagisa said, producing a handkerchief to cover her mouth and nose with. Rows and rows of filing cabinets dominated the room, with two tiny desks and chairs occupying the back wall. Most of the cabinets were stacked full, to the point that files were bursting out of them and many had been left open so that yet more files could be stacked in untidy piles on top of the shelved ones.
“There’s no way we’re working like this,” Nagisa muttered fiercely, wading over to the room’s only window and wrestling with its rusty mechanism to wrench it open. “YUUKI! Go back to that supply cabinet we passed and get… well, we’re pretty much going to need the whole thing. This is going to take a while,”
The Uchiha rubbed the back of his neck as he peered inside the disaster area of a room, immediately sneezing from the dust. “Think a tomb is cleaner than this…” Even with the two of them, it would probably take most of the day to get the mess back under control. “Didn’t the academy just have its graduation ceremony?” He mused, “Bet some new genin could use a D Ranked mission…”
“They won’t have clearance to look at this stuff,” Nagisa said shortly, bending down to shift some stacks of files to clear a path from one end of the room to the other. “If you want more hands make some clones,” with that Nagisa stood in the center of the room with her hands on her hips. “You can probably look through those files faster than me, right? So you’re on sorting duty, I’ll handle the cleaning up,”
“Right…” Yuuki sighed, scanning over the room once more. “Yeah, I’ll be right back then.” He vanished with a body flicker, returning moments later with clones and cleaning supplies. All of them had their noses covered to prevent the dust from attacking once more. “At least we don’t have to take all of these.”
“Is this really the only apron they had left...?” Nagisa said, taking the pink, frilly piece of cloth one of the clones was offering and picking up a feather duster. “Nevermind, let’s just get this over with,”
The next couple of hours passed by in a frenzied blur of dusting, scrubbing, sorting and sweeping. The foul smell in the room turned out to be largely the result of a nasty patch of mold hiding behind one of the filing cabinets and in a desperate attempt to get more air into the room Nagisa completely removed the window from its frame, losing twenty minutes as she got out her toolset and fixed the mechanism. But finally, the pair stood, panting in a clean, organized, though still rather cramped little office breathing relatively fresh air for the first time in far too long.
“Gah!” Nagisa groaned and then sat on the floor, stretching out her legs and arms. “I can’t believe how much crap was in here, I hope one of those was easy, I’m not in the mood for someone putting up a fight after all that,”
Yuuki had flopped onto the floor rather unceremoniously, covering his eyes with an arm. Clones weren’t exactly his strong suit, and when all the information the clones had gathered came crashing back it left him exhausted and with a massive headache. He pointed to a stack of files, the smallest out of all of them. “Those were all C Ranked.”
“Mmmmkay,” Nagisa said, pushing herself to her feet and padding silently out of the room, leaving Yuuki lying on the floor. The room was silent for a while and the first indication that Nagisa had returned was something circular and icy cold pressing into Yuuki’s brow. He flinched, uncovering his eyes to peer up at her.
“This one looks okay,” Nagisa said, leaving the can of soft drink she had fetched from the vending machine balanced on Yuuki’s forehead to flick through the stack of C rank contracts. Nagisa cleared her throat.
“A new doctor’s recently set up shop in our town, offering treatment at far lower prices than anyone’s ever seen in the area. This would be a great thing considering we’re a rather poor town that desperately needs a good doctor. Problem is, he’s a total quack and has already caused a few deaths with his ‘remedies.’ I’d run him out of town but what’s stopping the guy from setting up someplace else and getting more people killed? We need a more permanent solution…Think we can handle that?”
The sharp snap of the can opening, Yuuki skimmed the file from over her shoulder before wordlessly offering her the first drink. “It’ll be night by the time we get there, but looks quick and easy.”
“Where have I heard that before?” Nagisa said wryly before taking a sip. “Well, the sooner we get moving the sooner we’ll be done I guess,”