Other Moving time!!

[Phadia]

*plays Undyne's theme, picks up my house, and throws it onto this vacant thread*
Hyyaaaaa!
*panting*
*wheeze*
... Okay! It's done!
We now have a place to relax and be weird. XD
*sets out cups of something that could be tea*

 

[Birdsie]

*was enjoying himself some morning caffem until a house dropped on his head*
*Soon after, emerges from the floor boards and yells*
HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT THE DOMAIN OF THE KING OF MEMES!

 

[Phadia]

Birdsie
O_O
Oops, ha ha.
*shoves a cup of "tea" at your face*
H-here! Have this.

 

[Birdsie]

*Knocked unconscious*

 

[Phadia]

Birdsie
Oh, g-gosh! That wasn't supposed to happen...
*pokes*
Hmm... No wings, no scales, no claws.... What went wrong?? ._.
*poke repeatedly*
Wake up!

 

[Birdsie]

A wild pepe approaches the King of Memes, with a sad face, then licks him. The King of Memes wakes up and asks "What happened? Where am I? Who am I?"

 

[Phadia]

Birdsie
....
Oh dear. ._. This is unexpected.
*pulls up a chair*
Uhh... why don't you sit down a minute?

 

[Birdsie]

Okay.
*Sits down*
*The wild pepe proceeds to sit down on the King's knees, unaware that he lost his memory*

 

[Phadia]

Birdsie
Uhh...
*rushes over to bookcase and grabs a bunch of massive, faded looking tomes*
*silently scrolls through the pages, paying neither you nor the pepe much attention*
*suddenly jumps up, eyes darting around erratically*

I can fix this! I am an alchemist in training, after all! Err... I suppose you're probably confused... I should explain.
It would seem that when my house fell on your head, you lost your memory. Now, either my house's aura overpowered your own, the fumes from my... I mean- the smell from my delicious tea made you forget everything else, or you simple have a concussion from the blow.
The most logical assumption would be the first one, of course!
Therefore, I merely need to cast this quick and east soul alignment spell on you. ^^
It's really quite painless.

 

[Birdsie]

Heck no.
*Runs for his life*

 

[Phadia]

...! H-hey! Come back!!
Oh dear...
*summons a barrier, blocking the door*
Honestly. Where were you going to run to?? You lost your memory, remember?
I'm only trying to help... ._.'