Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
The Adventurer's Guild of Monster Hunting and Dungeoneering was created in the Second Era of Steel, in the year 285. The Guild was founded by the hero Craig Helm-Smasher, well known for his feats of strength, most notably how he once punched a giant so hard his head spun around like a rotor blade. He had founded it with a few friends and fwillow heroes after The Great Schism of 276, where menfolk and elves fought for some reason.
In its early days, the Guild was prosperous and work flowed in like water. Many a night, neighboring towns would be kept awake by the sound of revelry eminating from the mead halls. Life was good for the members of The Adventurer's Guild of Monster Hunting and Dungeoneering.
That was, until Craig died of alcoholism, and eventual alcohol poisoning. After their hero and mascot persihed, membership dropped exponentially. Soon all of the famous heroes had left for greener pastures leaving The Adventurer's Guild of Monster Hunting and Dungeoneering broke as shit and with a dwindling membership.
This is where our story begins...
In its early days, the Guild was prosperous and work flowed in like water. Many a night, neighboring towns would be kept awake by the sound of revelry eminating from the mead halls. Life was good for the members of The Adventurer's Guild of Monster Hunting and Dungeoneering.
That was, until Craig died of alcoholism, and eventual alcohol poisoning. After their hero and mascot persihed, membership dropped exponentially. Soon all of the famous heroes had left for greener pastures leaving The Adventurer's Guild of Monster Hunting and Dungeoneering broke as shit and with a dwindling membership.
This is where our story begins...
