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Love it all! Can I post some stuff here?

But rhymes? Aha

How was I not tagged?

I see your crappie poems, and I raise the stakes with a shitter one! Flowiest Dogs Eyes are blank, but they constantly track As a hunter would glare at a targets back With speed it moves, strikes to latch With the simplest instinct, "catch" It flew high before arcing past low Caught with...

Fuck your gramma and proper writing bitch, I’ve got that dead old magic flow, bitch I’m a like the Lich Apostrophe means nothing To me, bitch, the Lich has not one itch To correct himself with his rhyming wealth, Pressing edit with stealth like a sneaky elf No sir, No sir.. I just conquer I’ll...

I’ll show you monster from the sea, Get ready joker cause I know you can’t be, Talking about me, the Flowiest MC I’m more the best shit, your just cold pee. This be a tale like none you heard before, Of a demon or a man no one is quite sure His name is Flowiest Fire the beast of the sea, This...

Oh it is no matter, indeed it’s enthralling But only the fire floats above soaring Indeed it’s no matter Serving rhymes on a platter Making any talented rhymer scatter But alas anyone could imagine the pain By reading my rhymes and adding their name Take out the word joker and replace it your...

You can offer classes teach, but I won’t attend, Your the best you preach, but I won’t bend Stand for your country! Stand tall and be loud, You fools elected trump... are you proud? I’ll have to give you points for saying memes and tide pods I haven’t even made a meme ever so fuck your dank...

Honestly I lose this one, I found that creative as fuck, I have to much to do today to sit and try my luck To actually sit down and write with meaning Instead of the freestyles I’m usually screening I still proclaim my self flowiest with all my skill But I won’t deny this dragon @Daisie can kill

My word, the dragon speaks a truth that raises the roof But I’ll have you know you sound overly aloof Cool calm collected as you walk into the lair You claim your a beast and offer your hair? Without a care? Who else would dare? You my friend. Don’t easily scare. I enjoy how you write, I...

J for jokes, your’s are ok O like above, your just ok hey K is the one word answer, every partner of yours was mad.. E is like the drugs you spiked ever partner you ever had R is for repulsive, your hardly insulting Infact I bet that harambe joke causes more convulsing V is not worth spelling...

Alas your to blame For any feeling of shame But I won’t say your bad, terrible or lame, It’s just very inconceivable, you winning this game I write every rhyme Just like a lit wick, as I freestyle into a phone then listen to it Back quick As I enjoy the act of spittin, I stand above rappers and...

Ahaha I have something to do right now I just have to say this, I’ll be back with something bigger little digger “You ask me to kneel but I have bad knees Follow me to this giant hole will you please?” You look down and see it has no end Oh shit.. flowiest didn’t agree to be a friend? “This is...

Ah this sounds like your feeling the heat, Don’t worry your just another tick in the list for “defeat” I can admit I enjoy what you write, but I still feel your not in my sight Indeed me as leader would make a group bang But for me I’m just jutting rhymes down as they hang From the mouth or...

This one is something special just for you, Your the mechanist, but I’m the general in blue. I’m also the paladin of that BOS mess So we talk He commonwealth? I know you’ve seen less. As I'm the type of guy who puts raiders down Where settlements are well, you know that I'm around I build 'em...

Ayo unbound with the newfound sound that’s obese round Sitting on top of his very own mound Should be getting dollars, euros, or pound But I’m not flying, I ignite the whole ground You best levitate and wait So much is at stake, to think flowiest isn’t the fire? Mistake I’ll make you bake like...

I have shit to do and I feel this will eat up all my time I praise and curse you all for writing a rhyme

Again joker jumps in without proper respect Etiquette, skill, and spark, he neglect If Manners make the man And careful thought makes the plan And the best you got was candy to lead kids to a van One sniffed trouble and he called out "predator" His mother got his father, who was matador And...

Keep it all in check Fellas I’m about to wreck ya Call out “hit he deck” I'm the sharpest tool You'll all make a puddle then pool Of urine an drool If you could hear me spit this face to face real cool But it's honestly hard to raise cash for that purpose So let's start again, and this time I'll...

Sorry cuz, Your a hive with no buzz A pillow with no fluff Your a hissyfit huff You lack the right stuff Your the smallest problem in the garden, I don't need clippers It's like a swimming race, and I don't even need flippers I'm the ice cold wind that gives you the shivers Your a mosquito...