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>Insert green cartridge into gun. The gun is now in green mode. >Shoot the stool using the green cartridged gun. Goddammit. > Shoot malevolent energy with green cartridged gun. You briefly consider the idea, before realizing how stupid that would be.

>Push one node then select the stool and life force. Back to square one. >Push one node then select the life force and the blank cartridge. You have a green cartridge.

>Push one of the nodes then select Malevolent Energy and Stool. You wouldn't want to step on this stool.

Regardless of whether or not there is flashy rainbow stuff on the wall, you think turning your back on the malevolent energies can only result in problems. >Push both nodes and shoot the creature. The result: Life force and...a stool?

>Human: Open the door calmly and rationally.

>Push both nodes and shoot the creature. The outcome: Malevolent energy and a regular creature.

>Will: Use combustion.

>Look around. Nada. >Look at the weird thing on the wall. Why'd you put it back on the wall? (oh right because the author is a lazy copy-pasting piece of shi-) You...don't know what this does. You flip it over to try and find more. There's a note taped to the back. EXPERIMENTAL MATTER...

>Examine the thing more closely. Just your average shadow creature. >Leave the room. You can't! >Slot the cartridge into slot. The gun doesn't accept blank cartridges. >Kick the creature while it's down. You'd love to, but it is far above your legs.

>DESTROY THEM.

>Do another physically impossible dance to try and appease it once more. No dice. The creature still looks hungry. >Run. You have a better idea. >Ok, forget diplomacy, just shoot it with the gun. The red beam has pinned the beast to the wall! Not exactly the results you hoped for, but...

>Outmatchmake the Matchmaker.

>Depressedly crawl under the creature to get the cartridge. Nabbed. Your questions are met by a series of horrifying screeches and clicks. The creature has decided to eat you now. (again sorry for late post)

>Make sure it doesn't think you're a threat to it. Luckily for you, it realizes its dominance. Wait that's not lucky at all- >Appeal to the creature with cryptic and physically impossible dances. You temporarily tap into the power of the supernatural field to bust some moves. The creature...

>Admire geniusly designed traffic cone bull horn flag.

>Input 01134 onto the keypad. You input the code. The keypad beeps. The floor disappears. You land on a new floor. Visible is a blank cartridge, another strange object, and a terrifying shadow creature.

>Scratch off the bottom half of the '8' on the keypad to make a 0. The only part that comes off is the middle.

>Turn the hEllO wheel. The paper slip now reads 01134.

>Shoot the "Hello" wheel. It says hEllO, but ok. It seems that the purpose of this gun is not for destruction. You also decide to put the safe cover back on until further use.

>Slot cartridge into slot on gun. The gun is now activated.