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[[ay we can continue this actually gonna wait for 2 more votes at least or until the next time i check]]

[[ok fine ill count that as enough votes]] >decline offer: "No, how about I sleep in your home instead?" "no, how about i sleep in your home instead?" u say in a very suggestive tone. the bread doesn't talk for a very long time, then he's like "uh ok r u sure" and ur like "ye" so he says "ok...

[[yo i need some more votes for this]]

>run right when all the people and bread people lunge at u, u sprint away and barrel through the tavern doors, wondering for what unholy reason u were thrown out of a tavern by angry pieces of bread. after running for a while, u bolt to the side and disappear into the forest. u can still hear...

[[more of a FUCK DONT DO THAT]]

[[no but actually i didnt give a write in so no]]

[[FUCK]]

>eat him u get a bit excited and pick up the bread. "hey wait what the fuck u doing" he starts yelling, but its too late. before he can protest any further, u have already swallowed him. not in the sexual way. you literally ate him. do i have to fade to black for this? honestly im not too sure...

[[already did, but this way i can shove it in peoples faces more :^)]]

[[thats one bland sandwich]]

[[so im just gonna shamelessly advertise this interest check for an actual serious thingy im doing Detailed - solitude. pretty nice also it has been brought to my attention that some players, having asked for a harem, weren't exactly expecting the result to be a drawing of a sentient piece...

[[alright i already had something i did a couple nights ago so we're just going to go with that]] >female "hey there beautiful" a deep voice says from behind. u turn around and see this man he's visibly drunk and being pretty annoying. then he's all like "can i buy u a drink" and ur...

[[still gotta get a few more votes before the next post because yuri and bread harem are currently tied judging by the fact that i am treating it as a viable option i think u all know which one i am biased towards]]

[[guys i just realized the opening post said "fantasy man" that's even what i saved my bookmark as we'll be female cus like all the votes r for that but im still gonna keep it as fantasy man cus the opening sounds much better that way]]

[[EDIT: WE ARE HUMAN IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING ROLEPLAY AS A PIECE OF BREAD AGAIN]]

[[FUCK i forgot about this thing again u people need to give me notifications once I'm done with this so i remember tomorrow ok]] >the time has come. wait shit who are we >male >female >write-in

[[shit, sorry guys forgot about this in the finals haze lmao ill get another post up once i finish this swim meet im about to go to o/]]

[ 3 ] Snorb ((hey that sounds like me c:))

>rum "ill have some rum" "k" u get some rum >search for harem >look around u >start a fuckin fight >talk to bartender >m o r e a l c o h o l [[oopsies forgot about this lmao]]

[[why do u do this dont u remember theres actual dying in this]]