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Fight/Reason. Challenge him to single combat, if he wins,we stay in the village under his protection, but if we win he comes with us to find the other crest bearers.

I feel like there's no reason not to let Dulce introduce us so I think all of our schizophrenic voices are in agreement!

I think we should start with the hunky guy and his friend, since the others are either working there or asleep, they're the only ones I'm worried will leave while I'm distracted with the others.

Pfft... Mine's longer. I think a friendly greeting would be a good idea, but maybe in a more stern manner as to let him know he can't intimidate us. I'll put on my best DnD voice and give him a hearty: "Hail friend, we seek no trouble" whilst keeping my Halberd ready for use.

Man... I wanna learn how to use a fucking Crossbow. I like the idea of staying at a distance, but still comtributing to my own defence. Also as a cool little side note, I can kneecap that sassy assassin bitch the next time she shows up.

So Elias was Dark Link! That's one hell of a twist. If he doesn't have a bushy beard and scream "WHAT YEAR IS IT?!" at me I'm gonna be severely disappointed. In all seriousness, (or perhaps more seriousness considering the fantastical circumstances) I'm probably just dreaming that I'm in my...

Oh shit! Dark Link coming out of left Hyrule Field, and betrothed (or was it married?) to the empress. So that means Elias is single, but he's got a deep crush on the empress, that's gonna go south down the line somewhere. As for her appearance, I'm sure I'd look that good if I had the wealth...

Ah, ok. So he's Link from Link to the Past. That means he's probably not the Empresses love interest, though who knows what really happens behind the scenes in those games. It also means he's probably wearing his pajamas, which is an odd fashion choice, but I don't know this worlds customs so...

I see his rugged handsomeness and quirky charm sufficiently flustered me enough to cause me to fumble, and press his nose with my pepper spray, instead of pressing the button on my pepper spray, aiming at his nose. Common enough mistake, perhaps I can try again on the wayto see the empress. In...

This bitch still finna talk shit? I should finish cleaning her eyes and spray her again, so she knows who's boss(Despite the fact that I would be pretty much fucked if I had to fight her for real). Come to think of it, Blondie here never asked for consent before booping my snoot. Snoot boopage...

Well since blondie is here to save the day, at least at the moment, I guess I could take a second to get my pepper spray, and see what I still have, or maybe now have. If I've been teleported into a story, maybe I have some story relevant starting gear, and worst case scenario I see what I have...

Well I'm spotted now, and I don't think I'm gonna be able to out run duel wieldeo here in city shoes, maybe I should try to rush her using my bag to shield myself. Sure it's not the best idea, but when has that stopped me lately? Maybe if I can knock her down I can get her weapons away from her.

I just got teleported. There's no way around that. Whether I'm in an alternate universe, or out in the countryside of my homeworld, I am no longer physically in the place I was moment's prior. I suppose I should try to summon something, be it a weapon or an elephant for all I care, in the event...

You know, if I were black I'd be halfway to Albuquerque by now, but I'll be damned if I'm not curious. I should take a look at the shelves and see if there is somewhere to put this thing. If it is alive I'm sure it'd appreciate it.

I should take my stuff with me, no point in getting study material if my school supplies are gone when I get back. Worst case scenario someone takes the seat and I have to loiter within view to alert Cornelia as to our change of plans.

Although if I wait for her and she ends up not coming, then I'll have to walk home alone and at night, so maybe I should message her to be sure.