I will play soft jazz in your ears with my magnificent fish mouth. i want to talk to somebody and maybe even one day I will feed you pistachios.
Looking for small children in all Boston playgrounds, I have inserted tags in all of them so they can't escape me.
I can't breathe underwater, I am not...
I KNOW I said dating, but I didn't mean it.
Looking for floating cats or anything that has one or more mouths and at least one ear, anything I can play jazz too.
I'll conduct an interview and select the most pleasing one.
I don't mind what we do.
If you're a small child I may beat you up.
mefishman