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Oh goodness no worries!!! Family absolutely does come first. Best wishes to you and your family! ❤️

Yeah. I def have. 😆

Oooh, y’all gave me some ideas with how to explain it. I’m not embarrassed to tell people, and I do, but for about three seconds they get real surprised at how uncharacteristically kinky I am.

Absolutely I have! One of my favorite things to do on the weekend is get drunk on cheap wine and bust out a huge post or two, cause then everything I write is creative and brilliant and hilarious. Then I'll pass out and edit it the next day. Well, mostly. Sometimes I get real excited and submit...

Oh boy, someone tagged me!! ...wait. 

If this is a joke, it's a fowl one.

Dude YES. When I play games like that and it gauges how much oxygen you have left, I just panic. >.>

I actually can't stand anything in video games where you have to go underwater. Even in like, Super Mario 64. *shudders*

Anyone else have a fear of high ceilings? I feel like I'm going to fall into them.

Tequilaaaaa. Also Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper