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If I were to try and eat "The cake is a lie" would it still taste like cake?

I assume someone stepped in once the pig's head got thrown on the fire.

You're going to build a house in a week with three people? That seems a little optimistic.

No offense intended but I have heard the arts jokingly referred to as having a degree at working in a coffee shop.

Well when I first got here I only looked at the fandom section and only found a few that fit my 'requirements', while I was fortunate enough to find one that lasted for other stuff rather than waiting around for something specific to turn up I started poking around other sections. If you can't...

You Americans are bleeding nuts.

What's SOML? Met up with peeps for a con once, we were all chilling out on a patch of grass and realised there was a syringe a few feet away from my balls, no sign of the needle but still.

Beware catfish contain high levels of dihydrogen monoxide!

5. I actually stopped browsing to ask why these posts are being numbered.

Am I doing it right?

The freshmen get a corner? I thought they were meant to just stand in the waste-paper basket.

Tigger. I was an energetic little shite. Apparently on my very first camping trip at a few months or something my mum had got the tent pitched and put me down to take a break, I took one look around decided I knew how to crawl and headed straight for the gas stove.

You haven't had problems until you've had a positioning issue while doing rising trot on a horse.

Play fast paced video games until I burn out when I have time to recover.

Avatards are so much more tolerant. *firebends indiscriminately*

Have you considered it might be something to do with a real life issue you have? I have a recurring...well I'll it a dream since it just makes me a bit angry rather than scared. I'm just wherever but there's someone I know usually my mum or sister trying to ask me something and I just...

"You can't scare me! I'm a coward I'm always scared!" - Arnold J Rimmer.

Well I don't say it their faces! I'm a bleeding wuss ain't I?