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You smell nice.

*Swipes left* Wait, what? I thought that meant you like the person? Nooooo! Did I just lose my chance to be friends with this awesome, mystical rat-thing? D: :O The horror! The agony! I just wanted to be friends! D': *Furiously tries to swipe right to no avail*

Ah, Mr. Ketchum, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

Hello Zoey! I am me! You are you! It's nice to meet you, you! I just wanted to say, I haven't seen your dog yet, but I'm betting it's cuter than the 3 cats. Also, look over there! There's a washing machine! It's flying while making a plate of pasta for a chipmunk! Was that distracting? You said...

Hello there! You can click here to go to the 1x1 interest thread, or here to go to the group interest thread. You can go to those to either find posts with ideas and plots you may be interested in, or to post your own interest thread for others to look at and respond to. I hope this helps. :)

Ha! Sucks for you! I dated that fella before. A right awful person. Glad to be rid of them. :P I certainly hope you do end up finding wonderful people here! I'm fairly new myself, but there certainly seem to be some fantastic people here.

So, you'll be my girlfriend, right?... No?... OK. I'll respect your wishes, even though I am the all-powerful Baphomet! Jokes aside, the people here are better than your average bear. This is evidenced by the fact that you're here, and you're awesome! :D

Map buns? That sounds tasty!

A cookie! No! I shall not allow you to give me a cookie without in turn giving you a cookie! Now I shall forcefully bestow a cookie unto you! You better enjoy it and be happy, or else! >:) Heya! I don't do canon characters, but I still think you're awesome, you congenial human, you! :D

Pathetic! You are disgustingly adorable! How dare you assault mine own eyes with your insufferable cuteness! Cartography? That's so neat! I would love to see some of your work! I once tried to get into a map making program, but never really got anywhere with it. Pronouns are whatever I feel...

I am Baphomet! Fear me! For I am a cute little goat creature! I have come here to take over! You will all bow down to my adorableness! I am all-powerful! I was once asked, if I'm all-powerful, can I create a boulder that I can't move? The answer is, yes! They retorted, but, if you can't move...