Some quotable stuff I say:
"It's only cheating when the birdie gets in the crack." -When my best friend asks me if finding someone other than his partner atractive is cheating.
"Everyone's got a reason to do things. There aren't villains in the real world."
"Daddy".
It's not offensive or anything. The internet ruined it for me, as now every time I see the word "daddy" I remember the "spank me daddy" meme/fetish. Even when little kids use it. I just start kinkshaming people as soon as I hear this wretched 5-letter word.
Help me.
Often RPGs make me want to write fanfiction and roleplay. Most prominently, OFF and Undertale. For a long time I also had a bunch of TF2 OCs and roleplayed with them hahaha
TF2 and Osu!. I have more than 120 hours on each of them. I'm not much of a gaming person (I mostly watch people play rather than actually play them), so that amount of hours is like gigantic next to the hours I've got clocked on other games lol
"Alright, I've been thinking... When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what 'm I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you...