"Your cat ran away to live on a farm."
"Santa is real."
"Playing violent games will turn you into a criminal."
"If you burp indoors, the ghost of Dr. Seuss will haunt you."
I didn't believe any of these, I knew this was all BULLSHIT since the day I became FOUR. Except for the burping ghost...
I don't think I'd do much, other then give stupid ideas on how to grow food and stuff. "Why don't we just have somebody repeaditly breathe on the plants during the day to make oxygen?