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Got recognized for kicking ass at work. Been doing as much as I can because I crave the free time that comes from having done all our inspections for the week in advance. If I can do stuff early enough in a week, Friday has a chance to be a day where I get to goof-off and write more stuff for...

Because I'm gonna be honest, I am just an uncomfortable, nervous machine. Who knows what this machine I consider 'me' is SUPPOSED TO DO, but I just know that I am a machine of some unfathomable purpose. And don't worry, my base state is uncomfortable, it isn't because of any one thing. <3

We're getting wilin' tonight, as the kids say. That is what the kids say, right? Eh, I think right now my purpose is to just make people laugh. I'm sure there's more, but at my worst point in the not-too-distant-past I realized I was a sitcom character for somebody in the cheapseats. I realized...