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You successfully detach your fingers from the keyboard, but send it and your computer sailing out the window. I try to bake some brownies but roll a 1...

trying to resurrect his brethren

You somehow manage to put the pig back together instead. I try to hide under a table, but roll a 1.

For taking things way too far way too fast

You instead become a Morty and are promptly killed off for comedic effect. I try to make a cake, but roll a 1.

For being too darn meta.

You actually manage to convince her, but now she believes that futuristic pills being sold by "respectable doctors" are a magical cure-all, and buys bottles by the crate to sell over Craigslist. I try to build rocket-powered boots, but roll a 1.

You do walk across the beach, and the ocean, to the beach on the other side. Your house is now a quarter of the globe away. I try to draw a stick-man, but roll a 1.

You end up watching the whole series, ending up laying in bed and questioning the purpose of your life. I'm at a restaurant trying to order some food, but roll a 1.

... So... is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Hammy uses the seed as makeshift ammunition to distract you while she makes her escape. You find her a year later teaching guerrilla tactics to a very confused mouse and wild rabbit. I try to vault over a fence, but roll a 1.

You barely move the brush one stroke before the horse's suede coat falls off and she gives you a very annoyed look, having been using the now-soiled coat to stay warm in the bitter winter cold. I try to order a plane ticket, but I roll a 1.

You miss and the coins fall into the hole of the guitar the musician is playing, making annoying buzzing noises and adding excessively aggressive hi-hats to the relatively soft tune of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam, throwing off both the musician's rhythm and several strings as he scowls menacingly...

Whet.

It would have been delicious, had it not been squashed between its plate and the floor. I try to wash my hands, but roll a 1.

My life in a nutshell.

I'd kill it with kindness

You forget about the trap a day later and end up trapping your cat. The beatdrop was lit. I try to play the trumpet, but roll a 1.

... ... ... Is that a chicken?

Mine!