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The window doesn't break, so you bounce off it awkwardly. I wanted to get a new lava lamp but I rolled a 1...

You try to close your nose, but you sneeze, causing your head to explode! I try to eat more healthily, but I roll a 1...

The rainstorm turns into a terrible hurricane and blows you away. I try to avoid getting spoilers for a newly released episode of a show, but I roll a 1.

10/10 I love me some winged geckos

Z E T A S are hiding out in my room wyd

"What the hell is this thing made out of?" "Nothing..." "Come on..." "Alright, fine! I might have used a few unorthodox parts." "Just tell me one." "An...Orphan..." "A what?" (clears throat) "An orphan?" "Did you say AN ORPHAN?!" "Yeah, a little... Orphan boy..." "IT'S POWERED BY A...

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Wickerbottom

"We had the Urauser the whole time and WE NEVER USED IT?!" -Luftrausers

Some ants farm and milk aphids: They protect aphids from predators like ladybugs and in return, the aphids produce honeydew from their butts. Also, some ants make their own fertilizer to grow fungus. Source

Our army is growing quite exponentially!

Squid ink

It ate my pet goldfish ;-;

Sexy Jazz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

7/10, not awful but also unremarkable. Also hot volcano chick is 11/10

Do you recall its name As it suggested beck and call This face and heel Will drag your halo through the mud -Cicatriz ESP by The Mars Volta

Just as bird and feather Separate but together Each perspective in view I am me, I am you - I Am You by Haywyre

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