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Your opponent says “screw the rules, I have money” and attacks your life points directly with their fists. I attempt to scoop ice cream, but I roll a 1.

You fall asleep before the first episode ends. I've fallen and I can't get up, but I roll a 1.

It’s a white coat and you bleed on it although you didn’t know you were even injured before somehow, and it looks like you murdered someone. I drive the speed limit past a cop, but roll a 1.

You end up saying “I get hard like Caesar’s bard” near a group of old ladies fluent in Latin. I watch a food review on YouTube, but roll a 1.

You inadvertently dislocate their jaw. I attempt to dip a chip in salsa.

A photograph of you accompanies the definition of "insane" in the dictionary. I attempt to take my wallet out of my pocket, but roll a 1.

You end up signing up for terrible/hard classes you aren’t required to take. I attempt to knock over my friend’s impressive house of cards, but roll a 1

Plot twist, it was the bathtub, not the bed. I greet the boss with the usual "mornin'" as I walk into work, but roll a 1.

She screams and pepper sprays you. I remember almost my entire work wardrobe is in the laundry, but I roll a 1.

You accidentally type out a grave Freudian slip which causes many friends and acquaintances to question if they really knew you. I attempt to open a bottle of beer, but roll a 1.

You get plagued by my internet (which has been cutting out more often than it's working, lately). I order pizza, but roll a 1.

You pour drinks for yourself and your victim, of course with the intention to poison their drink. You hand the victim the wrong one, but when you’re not looking, they switch it. You become suspicious that they switched them, believing that they gave you the poisoned one when in reality they...

It sticks to your tongue forever. I achieve world domination, but roll a 1.

Bacon

Pickled Herring

Black ski mask

Pepper jack cheese

You strike with your sword, which is easily blocked by the Goblin. The impact causes your blade to break, and you are lacerated with a shard of sharp metal. I blink, but roll a 1.

As soon as you open the magazine, it paper cuts badly you underneath the fingernail. I attempt to sweep the floor, but roll a 1.

It turns out it wasn’t even Mount Everest in the first place. I donate $1,000,000 to charity, but roll a 1.