"Get out of here apparition! The power of Christ compels you!" *holds up an anti-Anime blog on an IPad* "back! Back! Or let the internet's cancer send you into the abyss!"
Annoying little animals that fly, and are annoying or ugly, along with constant comments on combat abound, including screaming their lungs out when they jump out from a sneak attack, ruining everything...
I would not hurt thee, as thy own chivalry would not permit it, thus I would hug thou as friends and allies, even acquaintances are better than enemies... Also you can help me rid the holy lands of filth! *pulls down helmet and draws sword* 'Deus Vult'