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Dropkick it.

Isn't curious at all!

Isn't really a secret potato, but rather a parsnip.

Me.

My challenger appears to be some kind of demon, so I don't think I could win. Although, we might not fight. I could see myself chilling with a demon.

A reporter had a one bad day, made a mess and now it's up to his best friend to clean it up. -Injustice: Gods Among Us After the mess was cleared up, some guy showed up and made more. Now the reporter and his friend, who is still annoyed at the previous mess have to clean it up. -Injustice 2...

Your teddy ain't got nothing on Winnie the Pooh

Strangled by her teddy.

Crushed to death under a giant pile of mashed potatoes.

Are you the character from Sword Art Online?

Your ego is probably as big as your boobs.

Ducks in pink hats are overrated.

That duck is taking part in underage drinking.

Pyro was looking for advice for how to dress well in the apocalypse, found a picture of a well-dressed fellow in a gas mask and was not disappointed.

You get your extra wishes but due to inflation and some other economic stuff each wish drops in value, becoming worthless. I wish I would never tire.

^ Died by Pandapool attack. The species that endangers you!

^ Beaten to death by a pair of shoes brought to life by a pissed off Necromancer.

^ A giant pile of mashed potatoes fell from the sky and crushed them.

I'd tell you that I had no intentions in dating your senpai.

I'd ask what you were smiling about.