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For not handling the truth about cats.

Because birds must be able to roam free!

The cat sounds mischievous. "I'm going to sleep all day and wait for food to be brought to me. If I don't get free food I'm going to scratch stuff, well, I might scratch stuff anyway."

"I'm going to shit in a little box. Or anywhere I want."

"If you won't eat the millet, I will...screw that, I'm eating the millet before you can."

"Magic eight ball says..."

An encyclopedia of puns!

That was a fast response. Cat fur.

A comic full of fandoms.

That's what I do anyways :) 918: Get out the camping gear and take a nap right in the store.

"This is not an ordinary spoon...it's my spoon."

916: Lick the red paint off the building and then spit the paint at people as they enter the store.

The tank commits suicide by driving off a cliff.

Chasing mice.

913: Eat everything.

909: Being a Karen and killing the manager.

"I'm going to eat best bird."

"I'm going to steal all the cookies in the cookie jar and won't get caught."

"There two types of creatures in this world. Cats with spoons and everyone else."

"I'm doing something boring, but to amuse myself I'm doing a suspicious face to see if anyone looks at me."