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Dusty old teddy bears

611 @WhoCares62 why did you call me for help? I know I can't win against absurdnerd.

Doritos, sweat, and laser sights.

A lemur.

Tony Leonids. Look him up, you'll see.

(Why does everyone assume my profile picture is an office worker, don't you see the sonic screwdriver people?! God. I'm angry.)

Like a VERY overworn onesie.

Smells like dove soap and murder scented yankee candles.

Starbucks? That's ancient. You've obviously never had trivolian coffee. Smells like the farmer's market and shaving cream.

Saliva.

You put the boom boom into my heart You send my soul sky nigh when your lovin' starts. Jitterbug into my brain Goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same But something's bugging me Something ain't righteous My best friend told me Where you were last nigh Left me sleeping In my bed I was...

My mistake is often not thinking out the whole sentence before writing it, resulting in me pressing backspace too many times.

Died of a meta overdose after posting a comment of rpnation.com, however the website got a lot more attention after being featured on BBC news.

Laughed to death because my laughter is contagious.

Tried to use the sonic screwdriver as a magic wand. Used the wrong setting

Somerandommaybeanimemaybenotguyididntlookbecauseidontgiveadamn

<3 I'll return the favor to someone else.

Spacepiratesortofcaptainnotreallycaptainmanmanboyboyman.

Goat.

You've killed the God of this tread. His wrath shall be dealt to the next person that posts.