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The demigod makes you his first slave and you end up on laundry duty. I try to enjoy the rainy weather, but I roll a one.

Unfortunately, you summon an evil demigod who wants to enslave you and the rest of humanity and overthrow all the other gods. Congratulations on creating 2020's nth global/international emergency! (lol) I attempt to leave and live out the rest of my life as a goat in Nepal, but I role a one.

Instead, you end up being fool by the GM and feel like a terrible person. I try to drink tea and cookies when I get home, but I roll a one.

Instead, your avatar decides that you are in the way of dating their one truly love and puts you in hospital. I try to fly but I roll a one.

Pikapikapiiiiiiiii!! (I hereby decree that this here word is a word)

Fire

Tambourine

Lave pits?

Instead, you choke on air and then devolve into cough-laughing fit. I want to go on holidays to Canada and see the snow, but I rolled a 1.

Spike pits.

Transformerrrss :O

Neuroplasticity

Hallucinogen

Goat flood (afghtgrfedsfdg interneeeeet)

Scape goat (whyyyyyyyy)

Bird land (sgeghfdsfgda)

(😂🤣)

Rick rolling

Cars rolling

Have a nap and unconsciously radiate deadly psychic energy into their brain.