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See? *Throws pickles in the air frustratedly*

Picky, picky.

Seasoning... like winter. Maybe I'd just freeze you so you'd last longer.

Maybe I'd just eat you.

Please, just shoot me. I'd probably electrocute you. The colors in your avatar are quite literally hurting my eyes, especially the yellow.

No, you seem harmless. Except to wombats.

I also have mental disorders (Something like moderate ASD), so if anything that made more sense than your last post. But you still die.

I will casually make you eat your own parents, Verdana.

Hey! No helping allowed! Ganging up on an innocent kid, eh? Don't make me shove a circular saw up your orifice of choice, fiend!

Never! I am the Artful Dodger, and fiends like you deserve no such classiness! Perish at the hands of my Cheese Grater of Peril!

I'll kill you with the syringe while you're still deciding. And I'm still very intent on taking your monocle. I'd look cuter with it.

Thanks for the cookie, pal.

Agh, sorry! I thought this worked like it did in school....

Skyrim! If you were tasked with aborting a baby that would grow up to be Oliver Cromwell, would you do it?

One is the lie. I'm sure of it. 1: I'm a natural redhead 2: I'm younger than 13 and this is the only RP site that would let me join without lying about my age. 3: I lied about my age anyway.

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all day, and for that I spare your life.

That nose looks vaguely like a penis. That makes my kill list, it does.

I know, I lived in Ireland for the majority of my life and spent some time in England. They're just not as much of a thing as they are here in the states.  

You're good. You're probably in your early 20s, a bit jittery/hyperactive but functional in the real world. You don't make a ton of money, but you and your roommates are pretty self sufficient people. You also probably live in an America since you know what pop tarts are.

They kind of look dead already...