Granted, but everyone has a unique epic theme music playing at the same volume so it sounds like static everywhere you go.
I wish I can absorb water in the air so I don't have to drink water.
Granted, but each letter written will shorten your lifespan by a decade, and the spells are at least 20 letters long.
I wish my mom can marry someone rich.
Granted, but after the surgery, the surgeon injected a mystery sereum into you, which turns you into a goop of slime that will painfully melt away if in contact with sunlight, dirt, oxygen, or water.
I wish I can create a paradox.