You fall in love with young, hot Colonel Sanders. No, really.
Then your best friend falls in love with a pressure cooker. No, really.
- I Love You, Colonel Sanders
So the game starts with you getting arrested, right? And you wake up with this insurgent group led by this guy whom I could listen to read the phone book. But turns out he's a racist prick so frick that. Anyways, you and the insurgents are going to get executed until some evil king guy everyone...