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Nobody dies, you die easily. Hockey pucks have the explosive power of several sticks of C4, a Sub Machine Gun can out range an AR, getting shot in the head when all you have on is a baseball cap doesn't effect you. Ten counter terrorist's shoot at each other for no reason. Like why are they...

For being the wrong color

For being a sock puppet

I can see a resemblance

What is that? Reminds of RE:7 Monster, I'm good, one family I'd rather not be welcomed to.

No pimp squids for me

No

I AM NOT EDGY!!! Ok maybe a tad... BUT STILL!

Can't exactly marry words or ideaologys, sorry

A heavyset Frenchmen capable of defending himself and others as well as being able to lift heavy objects. Still want me? ;)   also nah, never liked Cloud

Sure

Hard to tell

Well stay behind me and we can push forward together ;)  

Sure. ALso just saying who wouldn't want to marry the piece of Extendable Shield known as Montagne?

Literally four eyes... Neat. But no

Probably

Probably not, it's a cat wearing a cat hoodie. Plus I'm allergic.

Yeah, seems nice enough

Nah, not one for cepholopods either 

Not into koala bears