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Slap an Elder Dragon with a giant tunafish... in the face! -Monster Hunter 3: Ultimate Slap the world's most unfortunate patient ever... in the face! -Surgeon Simulator Slap random villagers... in the face! -Crashlands! Slap Captain Kirk... in the face! ... WITH HIS OWN HAND...

"What, then, is truly the meaning of life, Mr. Skull? And why is it that only you are the one that truly understands me?" (On another note, why have I not heard of Bacon Butty 'till now, but have heard of Bacon Sandwiches?! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUPREME BACON EATER OF THE USA, HERE!) ((...

Kill your enemies, kill your friends, kill your children, kill your parents, and occasionally, kill someone in the audience, then get killed in creative, colorful ways that would make a blood and gore fetishist feel at home! -Any Mortal Kombat game... except for the Gameboy Adaptations.

Umm... not to burst your bubble, but I seriously can NOT think of ANY Bethesda Game that made THAT claim. xD

"WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!" D':

"Do you want to see a magic trick?"

"I have no idea what I'm doing here..." (( And now I'm craving cookies! Thanks! xD ))

"FOR NARNIAAAAAAA!"

Forget about your son and build a town instead! Oh, and kill someone just to find an aluminum can. -Fallout 4

Yell really loudly and people think you're some sort of hero/legend, but still treat you like crap, until you decide to mod the game and kill everyone. Get married only to use your spouse for either money and food, an achievement, or certain questionable mods. "Sleeveless Vikings in the snow...

... Can't I just hug someone instead? :O UGH! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A DOG! I HAVE DOG GERMS! GET HOT WATER, GET SOME DISINFECTANT! GET SOME IODINE!

Die 500 times, Ragequit 250 times, then sell your console when you finally get past the Tutorial Level. - Ninja Gaiden Black. (I know you were thinking Dark Souls. At least THEY don't limit your Potions, though!)

Decorate a kitty, get smacked by a pig, and smack monsters around while carrying a bigass sword, then get smacked around by an even BIGGER monster in an endless Boss Rush! -Any Monster Hunter Game... except 3 Tri and 3U, who replaced the Cute and Cuddly Kitties for Annoyingly Selfish Plant...