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*Puts on Mustache Translator* Ah, my archnemesis

Blade of light Rare “So your telling me it’s a sword- that shoots explosive rounds- Sick”- Jerry Damage Type: Explosive Ammo used: Boom

Yay, my purpose is fulfilled

*Toaster Noises*

Stickers Morale bonus of ten per sticker (Chibi Jinx is worth fifty)

Would you rather I be faceless?

I paid good money for that face

But not in a fun way (Demolitions are fun)

You tried to shove the spoon in me- almost exploded

You wouldn’t let me play with your sword

I-I don’t have a problem-

You ate my bread, wouldn’t let me commit various war crimes

Drop the monocle

Taste fallen blood to probe and exploit any weakness

Shoot

Hot robot offers cake- Throws Fat Orphan into fire pit instead

Assorted Psychopaths battle for Gravel

Americans get into funny hijinks as they attempt to "Save" a foreign country from other Americans who previously trolled the inhabitants.

When Mario dies of Cringe, Bowser will remain in a constant stress chamber until the Koopalings decide to let princess Peach eat cake like some sort of Goomba Messiah sitting on untold lies, gluten, and sugar. Whatever may kill Bowser will leave the Moshlings to starve in silence. The cake...

I get five kills before using my predator missile kill streak on you.