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Narwhal Girl

I'd say it's more like 'Let out all you horrible and violent tendencies towards humans out on human-like lines of code and brutally murder people in New and unusual ways' -Sims

The rider massaged cleaning suds onto the driver's forehead like they were trying to clean a bloodstain

You become the fourth wall rather than breaking it and then get broken several times I try to make a mary-sue and roll a 1

You freeze in time for all of eternity You try to roll a 1 and roll a 1

You rather than curing it create another curse that makes it easier for you the spread the curse I try to spread the curse and roll a 1

You opened your mouth to sing and a bug flew in. I try to talk and roll a 1

You manage to instead of translating from French, translate from the Santa tracker exclusive language Elfish. Turns out you typed a bunch of curse words in Elfish accidentally Tried to sigh and rolled a 1

A whole bunch of people crashed your trial and it was decided that while the trial was a mistrial a scapegoat would be found. Tried to type and rolled a 1

You end up watching your friends try really hard to get the movie to play. They fail I try to think and roll a 1

You get to the planet then wake up in your bed and realize it's a dream Trying to correct typos and roll a 1

You forget your combination and promptly lose the paper you wrote it one. You try to smash the lock only to smash your hand instead. Then afterwards you swing your hammer to break the lock and horribly dent the safe, making it unopenable I try to pet a cat and roll a 1

Was cooked into a stew and served to your friends