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I'm a minor, so that's awkward. Kill.

I had one in PE (not sure if its the same for you guys) where we had to run to the other side before the beep. If you didn't, you're out. There are some other tests too, but I hated this particular part because I was running, and I was almost there to make it before the beep, but my PE teacher...

Pacer tests suck.

i accidentally cracked my big toe

Granted, but the money is cursed with bad luck, meaning you are unable to spend it. Why? Because you die within a five second span before you could. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but whatever paper or device you use, it'll always rip. I wish I could reverse time

Granted, but then everyone keeps following you around, and they do some.. stuff with you... such as.. *cough* anyways. I wish I was dead.

Tbh that’s really hot. Granted, but you die because of too much energy.

Granted, but you lose a large chunk of yourself every time you teleport. I wish I could date a vampire.

Granted, but you die as if you're in a black hole, immediately I wish to become Yuno Gasai

Granted Instead, you stay where you are. Since we're all part of shitty internet. I wish to die

Granted. The tacos are poisoned. You are now dead. I wish to get noticed by Jumin Han (Mystic Messenger) and have many babies.

POST ANY FUNNY VIDS HERE. FUNNY SHIT ONLY, OR ELSE U GET COOKIE.

"We are the harem for Donald Trump"

Ew, memes

Granted, but you're an evil genie that gets restrained and you're immortal in a cell and no one knows you. Your friends, family, etc die in the years you wasted in that cell, not able to see the outside world. I wish to eat an apple which is not poisoned, become healthy, and live healthily and...

Wish granted, but the dog dies in a millisecond. I wish I could just die.

Fuck. I love me some tanks.

Kill. Don't want a threesome.