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Tripping over your robes and falling on your own weapon

Edgy robe man

None, actually. I created this world, and now I rule it. Tell me, how does it feel to be manufactured in a factory?

Trying to commit suicide from exposure to sunlight due to believing they were a vampire (that'd probably get you sectioned instead of jailed but oh well)

Ugh, god, another edgey teen with their 'I'm so broken and a mistake' profile pic. Yeah, there's a reason you feel like that, and it's also why you're currently in your room in your parents house, all by yourself. (I promise I don't mean it!)

Foam (I hate my mind for this)

Yes, but I believe it to be diminished Do you believe in unconditional love?

Car

A candle and a slim dagger

Granted, they care for you but the relationship is horribly toxic. I wish to be able to read people's minds.

Granted, but they get permanently burnt off two days later in an accident. I wish to be able to time travel.

Granted, but as your minds remain intact, your bodies crumble to dust. I wish for my partner to love me forever.

Granted. There is world peace, because everyone is dead. I wish for everything to remain the same, except I have the powers of God.

You get your 7 courses, but they all consist of different types of spider that you are forced to eat. I wish for erternal youth for me and my partner.

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"Feeble swine"? I am more than you could ever be, could ever even hope to understand. Now go back to your grovelling, pointless existence of subservience.

Ah yes, copying my style. Of course you are, you're far too inferior to be able to create one of your own.

Oh please. Don't try and act articulate - it doesn't suit you.

I'd rather talk like Loki than to plunge the depths of your stupidity.

Ironic coming from the master of cringe that is your pathetic being