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  1. CenturyEye

    You are in court, and suing the user above you. Give me the stupidest reason why.

    The defendant grew prized tomatoes in front of my eyes and in full view of the public and, knowingly and with malice aforethought, let them grow upwind, sending the smell of veggies in the direction of my home and preventing me from venturing outside without the smell of tomatoes in the air!
  2. CenturyEye

    You are in court, and suing the user above you. Give me the stupidest reason why.

    The sight of the defendant's banana muffins caused me emotional distress as it reminded me of the time I saw Sylvester tragically slip on a banana peel when I was 6.
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