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Give you a nice big cardboard box to sit in.

I guess now I'd simply buy you a nice cat tree, and some nice cat toys, and you'd live out your days in a quiet, loving home.

This is not a part of the thread....THE SPOON CAT IS GONE!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

960: Here's another good one! Sneak into the store with a black hole in your pocket. Stand in line at customer service like you're gonna return something. When it's finally your turn, you tell them you'd like a refund and you pull out the black hole. Watch as everything around you gets...

Licked all their spoons and no longer has any silverware to eat. Eat with, I mean...or maybe you ate all the spoons.

They committed arson, but it was on their own house because their GPS got messed up and took their to their own house, which they somehow did not recognize. So, their house is on fire.

959: Oooh, here's a good one! You dress up in a golden rabbit suit, and you sneak in without any staff seeing you and take up residence in the nearest out of order bathroom. One by one, you lure five children to the bathroom and give them a free pass to the afterlife. Chaos ensues when the...

We're going directly to Spirit Halloween. And I am buying them whatever animatronic they set their eyes on.

I will also bring homemade snacks.

I forgot about this thread, and I reappeared to say that I am definitely interested in invading Denmark. And I am also suggesting that we all find where my oldest brother is and annoy him a lot on purpose!

Indeed. And I would be one of the few to complete it, or I would die trying.

A dirty spoon. It's only use is for an obscure side-quest that only completionists would have any idea about and it unlocks an easter that most people wouldn't bother trying to find. But I'd bother. I am the completionist.

The vampire hunter stops and thinkks to himself: "Wait, what amm I doing with my life? I could be sitting down and eating garlic bread and flexing on the dumb vampires just by the sheer amount of garlic I can eat. I'm gonna go rethink my life." And so he did, and he setllked down with a another...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Peanut Butter

Snickers

Chocolate

Cinnamon

Sorry bud, can't afford the Fancy Feast this month. Looks like you're gonna have to settle with Friskies.

"This spoon is simply delicious...absolutely immaculate flavor! I love licking dirty silverware that's been soaking in the sink for days because whoever used it is too damn depressed to clean it! My favorite!"