Woodland critters and egg set aside differences to save the Earth from a lizard that shoved a space station up its butt.
-Sonic Adventure 2
The unnecessarily complicated story about a boy with split-personality disorder, a dog, and a duck, along with comically large keys.
- Kingdom Hearts...
Otherworldly creatures appear in NYC overnight, traffic still sucks.
Beloved video game character has cool adventures ruined by annoying rich kid shoehorned in by writers.
Japanese high schoolers and marine biologist try to stop David Bowie and his kilt-wearing pink cat.
Space Johnny Bravo...
A man breaks into his dad’s house to stop him from taking over the world, only to learn that his dad is actually hiding in an upside-down version of the house he broke into.
-Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
A witch abducts a bear, believing that she can make herself look beautiful using said...
Tony talking about Pepper in Iron Man 3, my favorite of the trilogy.
Here’s two quotes for ya:
“I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes!”
“They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.”