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Alright, bear in mind I'm on my phone at the moment, writing will be quite slow and difficult. Start the conversation and invite me. 

Sounds interesting, should we gather together in a conversation (group messaging) and discuss the RP there? Hopefully we can get more people.

Don't fret, we're okay with that. Let us know another day when you can okay :)

Yeah sure. 

Modern, medieval? Whatever the others want. 

No idea what that is. 

I'm here! 

Literally, you do know that I'm dead right?

Chocolate sprinklers? Was this heaven?  Asperix0 died the end. (Guys I'm going afk for a while)

Chocolate, chocolate everywhere Asperix0 thought with dank memes. Rushing over to fountain Asperix0 got so far as Mathias before he tripped and fell at his feet, face planting against the floor. But no, Asperix was not kill, he launched himself upright and gave Mathias a fierce determined...

That's it. I've had enough. Standing up, Asperix0 straightening his back and drew a sharp breathe. "JUST FUCKING MARRY ALREADY" Asperix0 screams like a banshee, the sound is so powerful that it surpasses the speed of light and thus breaking the timeline, only to reset, leaving Asperix0...

[Asperix0 suddenly disappears in a cloud of smoke because he is afk and trying to eat]

Yes, it was starting! THE WEDDING WAS STARTING! Asperix0 leaned back in his seat and looked at the soon-to-be couple. He wrapped arms around literally and spoke softly in her ear. "I don't think tremtie would like reading this" he said as he heavily breathed down literally's neck, it was...

(start the fucking wedding already before I slit my throat with this knife)

Wow, this is drek. It took a while, but the wedding was finally going to start, thank god. Asperix0 was thinking of all the ways he could possibly ruin the wedding, maybe he could stand up and shout bazinga? Maybe he should just wait until the wedding is finished, and then eat all the...

Literally! What the fuck was she doing here? He gestured with his hand for Literally to come over, when she stopped in front of him, she gave him a wry smile.  "Yes, very funny. I don't know what you are doing here but we're trying to trick the guests, okay? Play along."  "blah blah!"...

This wedding is so fucking boring. Asperix0 was sitting relatively close to the the middle row of seats that faced the altar. Twiddling his thumbs and occasionally smiling at the guests around him, every now and then he would slip his hand into his pockets, feeling the knife that he had...

I'm going to be that guy in the audience holding a lovely little balisong knife. (If I'm permitted)

This is more like it.