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"No, a lich cannot fuck another being and make a baby, the only scenario where that is possible is the lich in question had just undergone the ritual, and therefore still retains flesh. Even then, I'm like, sixty-two percent sure that all bodily functions cease in the body, and it effectively...

Relieved that he and the angel had went separate ways, Faust began his leisurely stroll toward the topmost chamber of the tower. His single goal was the 'forbidden tome' that belonged to him, the rest of the library to the lich was expendable. He let out an irritated groan as he witnessed the...

Faust nodded upon hearing Raphiel introduce herself. ''Knowledge Reaper? You're that angel that's been giving people spazz-attacks and making them braindead?'' Faust then chuckled to himself. ''Don't try that trick on me. I promise you it's not going to work.'' Meanwhile, the mages, at the...

''Carnage? Hardly! It was a one-sided massacre, you should've seen it!'' Faust laughed cheerfully, completely ignoring the fact that he had casually slaughtered thousands of people. ''Admirable, huh? At least somebody appreciates indiscriminate murder as much as I do.'' He continued to jest...

''Hey Faust, have you already forgotten?'' ''Of course not. Yet I had not envisioned our promise to be fulfilled like this.'' ''But it did. Fate is a cruel mistress, is it not?'' ''This is of your own doing. Why did you speak against the Empire? You knew this was the outcome.'' ''And you would...

The Zeiraam Empire's downfall - an event now confined within the pages of history. Yet the fall of an Empire of antiquity may yet be smothered in lies, a mockery of the events that truly unfolded. Or perhaps rather, the truth is a pale mockery of the lie. (@Silver Wolf)

fine, just because I feel sorry for you and your sad efforts, I'll give Faust a good ending this time... @Golden Grace

mwahaha

you should make a campaign and have a bunch of ppl shitpost on me until I give Faust a happy ending xD @Golden Grace

... ... ... You're REALLY persistent, aren't you? Well you gotta try harder! Faust will never get his perfect ending and that's final!

"How the hell?" Faust raised his scythe again, and aimed a rather clumsy, Bot-worthy hit at Blinded's throat. "Well, if you thought my HP gauge was high, the Old Gods' gauges are OUT OF LIMITS. Right after the strike, he took a few steps back, and jumped on a lamp pole. "But unfortunately, your...

The whip hit the NPC right in the back, but his health bar dropped less than 5%. uhuh. Keep going. I can heal myself faster than you can deplete my HP. The NPC thing turned toward Blinded and ordered his undead to attack Blinded. He was suddenly surrounded by about three undead only...

The thing cocked it's head to one side, and examined Blinded thoroughly. It definitely was Blinded. "My gods ordered the destruction of this city, and I shall see it through." He replied to Blinded's question. Around him were a few dead bodies and he could probably make a throne out of all those...

The more Blinded walked toward Avalon, the more screaming and swords clashing could be heard. Blinded would also receive an emergency quest from a GM. Emergency Quest, Kill Faust Windfallow, Bounty; 3 Million Gold Normally, GMs would just be able to delete the npc or whatever, but...

Artoria raised Frostreaver for one last blow. The disgusting, hulking thing fell on the floor in a rotting heap. She'd expected the owner of the hosue to be a lot more... nice, and not order a bunch of undead to attack her. What's the point? Fight me yourself. You know Paladins are basically...

Faust looked at the dead body. He doubted it would even resurrect anymore, but it was probably still worth a try. He took (didn't) a deep breath and began the spell... 30 second cast time... wtf... An edgy, black summoning circle (that looked like it was stolen from WoW) appeared around...

Ready? Are you implying that my guild is useless? Order of The Forsaken is one of the best guilds... He stuck his hands into his pockets and continued to walk down the hallway, bumping into his guildies on the way. Yeah. I killed it.  He muttered to his 'friends.' Anyhow, you gotta...

Wat? You haven't tortured it enough? Faust sighed and pulled out the Necronomicon... And flipped through a few pages. I can resurrect it and kill it again... Or use a curse or something... I have like every f*cking Necromancer spell there is... He put the book back on his belt and...

Faust would have raised an eyebrow at Blinded, but he didn't have any. This is just virtual animal abuse... He muttered to himself. But to be honest, he didn't care at all. He loaded his handgun with bullets coated in 'Yersinia Toxin' which had pretty high DoT over a very long amount of...

Faust saw Blinded walk down into the dark hallway, toward the boss room. He shook his head and sighed. He'll probably get himself killed...  He quickly switched to his Necromancer loadout and told the assassin: I'll get the boss. I'll leave the corpse for you guys to skin. He then...