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What do you call an Eskimo who's a Peeping Tom? Itookalook.

'tis a joke.

Wouldn't he be an Afronaut? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Drake and Josh anyone?

Chill? Hahaha! If I can't headbang to it, it's crap. \m/

You know this reminds me of a story a few weeks back. I was watching the Republican debate and when it came time to discuss the environment, it was Rand Paul's turn. Rand made a comment about how the Earth was 4.5 billion years old and we need to make use of all its sources of energy and blah...

Not sure what else I can add since you've gotten quite a lot of replies, but I will say that you have to take friendships gradually. As extroverted as I may seem at times, I also am very, very cautious when it comes to my inner circle. When you meet someone you like, don't immediately label them...

I just bought a Rand Paul tee shirt 8)

Swearing has become completely habitual for me. I don't even think about peppering my speech with delicious profanities, it just happens now. Bitches.

You know what really rustles the old jimmies? People who demand that something be banned because they don't like it. It happens on both sides of the political aisle - the Confederate flag, gay marriage, guns, sexy women in video games, crude jokes, and so on. You know what? Screw your...

No, but you're mind kind of person, hahaha!

Poor grammar. If I have to correct your grammar and/or syntax, we're gonna tussle.

"Joker asked the Pittsburgh Steelers to put him in his grave, so that they could let him down one more time."

What are your teams?

That must suck. Did you pick a side?

True. I personally think if it's Belicheck though, he needs to be kicked out for good. If it's just an accident, we can all move on.

Any thoughts on DeflateGate?

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The training-to-be-a-cop side of me was pretty wary at first, but as long as your intent isn't to cause trouble and you're not breaking the law, I'd say it's fine. This is a free nation, you're allowed to be weird.

Fuckin' hell man. I've never finished one. Not one.