Wow, I just forgot every boss I ever faught. And every game too. I just love The Fiendish Five from Sly Cooper 1. All their fights were equally difficult and simple. The bosses from the second game were actually pretty good too, now that I think about it.
There's the story of Samson killing an entire philistine army with the jawbone of a donkey, which had to be plain savage/brutal to see. Actually, he rips a lion apart with his bare hands, and wrecks an entire pagan temple to kill hundreds of philistines. Oh, he kills 20 wealthy Philistines for...
If you had a lego jammed down your ear, you'd go to at least a doctor, so I think the same would go for having a jack jammed up your iPad. (That sounds painful.)