Orks: Angry space mushrooms.
They're not sophisticated
Not graceful
Not nuanced
Not smart
Very crude
Very dumb
Very barbaric
Very very very very stupid
And that is why I LOVE them to death.
In a universe where everyone takes themselves too seriously, it seems that orks are the only one who can...
“Elekta Kount” is actrually the greenskin way of saying “Elector Count”, which comes from The Empire of Man in Warhammer Fantasy.
I used to be called “Elekta Kount of Da WAAAGH”, which stood for “Elector Count of the WAAAGH” but I shortened it to “Elekta Kount”.
I called myself that because I...